Jon Connor n em
Wax – This nigga stinks b. Like Ion een wanna pretend I actually gave 1/1,000th of a picofuck bout the shit this dude was jus rappin bout yo. Soon as son rhymed “smelly rectum” n “healthy septum” that nigga Porto Rico from amateur night at the Apollo shoulda got him the fuck outta here. Son shoulda BEEN got swept witta broom…or better yet windmill kicked the fuck outta the frame b. I get it tho…it aint like he lack skills…it jus aint for me. Ion like the corny look he made at the end of his verse neither. This muthafucka get a 2.5
Rapsody – I aint gon lie yo…Ion really be fuckin wit too many female rappers like that. Like I aint sayin they wack.. I jus dont really fucks wit em too much. Like some people love alfredo sauce on they linguini namsayin… Some people such as myself jus dont. Now I aint sayin alfredo sauce is wack or that muthafuckas who enjoy alfredo sauce on they linguini is some uncivilized lowlifes wit bad taste for likin that shit but I jus be preferrin tomato based sauces myself nahmean. I fucks wit plain ol marinara wit meatballs or like a nice zesty meat sauce wit some kick to it… Ion mind a little puttanesca neither. Or sometimes I like to mix a little mascarpone cheese wit some lemon n some basil n throw that on some angel hair noodles or some shit like that. Word is bond. But Ion really fucks wit no alfredo sauce b. Its jussa personal preference tho. Now I aint sayin ol girl cant rap…cuz she actually aight… Ey’body been knowin that Rapsody can spit…but it jus aint for me personally. She gets a 6 tho.
Emis Killa – Aight so its time for the token nigga who raps in a foreign language. Ion really be speakin foreign so I actually got no way of knowin if son is up to par as far as how he rap compared to his foreign peers n shit. But they had subtitles on the screen so I could see son spittin ill bars like “I take five stars from the sky n put them in this hotel” or “Brr, Im more than cold, Im sub zero”… I feel like son mighta studied under the great J. Cole to master all the linguistic gymnastics he stuntin on these niggas wit right now… But I gotta knock off these points cuz he aint spit in a language I could understand so he get a 4
Rittz – Ionno who’s homeless pal they let in the back door before they started this session but the snow nigga kinda did his thing yo. I wasnt feelin the first half n that JJ Fad shit in the middle but he finished strong so he get points for that nahmean. Think he said some shit bout how he dont give a fuck if he let Nas down too….which was the first semi-interesting shit anybody spit on this muthafucka so far. Dude can rap. He get a 7.5
Jon Connor – Speakin of J Cole…this the nigga that J Cole should aspire to be. He basically the interesting version of J Cole namsayin. Son is the dope version of J Cole. He like J Cole…but dope. Its like if somebody took J Cole…..n made him dope. He basically the same EXACT same rapper as J Cole….but dope. He touches on some heavy topics…but he dont do it a corny way. He kicks it to females n shit…but not in a corny way. He spits some easy breezy punchlines but…you guessed it…not in a corny way. Son aint spazz too hard but his shit was dope. It must be sumn in the water in Michigan tho cuz its like ey’body n they moms can rap out there b… (Not so much you Big Sean). Anyways son had some lightweight punches at the start but he still get a 8.5