2. Shot For Me – I dont even know what to say b. Like forreal…after hearin this shit…I wouldnt be surprised if this nigga could pollinate a flower wit his fuckin breath son. Im pretty sure that son gets up in the morning n plays his harp for his cats n then slides down the muthafuckin banister in his satin man nightie n has a full glass of breast milk before he goes to the studio n hammers out some pooned out shit like this b. Sons talkin to a broad thru the whole song on some bitter shit n at one point the nigga even says “The way you walk…thats me. The way you talk…thats me. The way you got your hair up…did you forget? Thats me” Son… Thats you? Aight then… But the boy aint done yet yo…at the end of the joint he proposes a toast. This is how that shit go…
6. Marvin’s Room/Buried Alive [Interlude] (ft Kendrick Lamar) – Aka the “Player HATER’S Anthem”. This nigga jus gon use bein drunk as a green light to talk to a broad while her man aint around n tell her that son aint shit. This is what little marshmallow ass muthafuckas do tho. Word. Now clown ass niggas is gon try n justify this shit as son jus dealin wit real nigga emotions n shit…or like he aint afraid to jus be honest. Nah. Fuck ya real emotions b. Thats like sayin “oh son was jussa little tipsy off them 4 flirtinis he had n so he dropped dime on his mans who was violatin his parole but he was jus dealin wit some real nigga emotions…” Nah yo. Fuck THIS nigga b. But my dude Kendrick Lamar continuin his streak of rockin on other niggas high profile joints n stealin the whole spotlight from em by spittin the illest shit on the album. Problem is that the genius nigga that sequenced these joints tacked the muthafuckin interlude onto the end of this bullshit ass song yo…so you gotta either sit thru this audio progesterone ey’time or fast forward thru the muthafuckin lotion dispensatizing takin place jus to hear that muthafucka son. Im tellin you tho son….this nigga BEEN alignin hisself wit the niggas he most threatened by…the muthafuckas he sees comin for a piece of HIS pie nahmean. Yall jus aint seein it. He wanna keep muthafuckas like The Weeknd under his wing for a reason b. Theres a reason why son had J Coles ass openin for him (pause?) on tour. Theres a reason why son got Kendrick n ASAP Rocky openin for his ass on THIS tour b. These niggas might appreciate what son doin for em…but I see what the insecure shook nigga who be goin thru broads purses while they in the bathroom is doin son. Imma need somebody to edit Aubrey off this track for me tho…
7. Underground Kings – Imma speak on this speak on this song one time one time Awwwwh. The beat is kinda trill. Yeah the beat is kinda trill Awwwhhhhhhh. But ahh cant take how son raps…no not even a liiiitlebit. Not even a liiiiittlebit. Naw ahh don’t really giiiiveashit. Nawwwwww…
Cos really ahh dont giveashit. They – keep – tellin – me that – ahh – jus – need – to – learn – to – giiiveashit. Maybe if you was in my shoes youd kno why ahh jus cant giiiiveashit. Ahh think its deliberate. Yeah ahh think its deliberate.
This song is too much homosex. Bwoy ahh aint into homosex. This nigga is so homosex….nothin against homosexuawwwwwwwls….But ah dont give a fuck what boobie say. He – might – be – cool – wit – Bun – but – nigga – Aubrey – aint – no -U-G-K….
Nawwww…..cos nigga you be gay. Ah – think- that – the – whole – world – thinkin – you be into bootie play Ahh….Nigga ahh jus think this songiswack…I – wasted – 3 – whole – minutes – of – my – life – nigga…I wannumback Ackhhh
8. We’ll Be Fine – This shit got some bump to it. I was thinkin Young Angel might even try n lace this shit yo. This nigga jus lazy as fuck now tho son. Say what you want bout this niggas inability to display masculine tendencies n shit par..but son use to kno how to rap kinda namsayin. The nigga aint exactly spittin those sewage bars he been slidin to Wayne…but son had a few Carter 4-worthy moments on this shit too yo. “I heard you got your ways…I never woulda known. She said “yer such a dog…I said yer such a bone”.
Birdman gettin his handrub on all over the end of this shit too. Shit had niggas worried cos he sounded like he was bout to rap….instead the nigga jus did his best to paint this nigga witta gangster brush…..”Toronto stand up for one of the realest niggas…Drizzy wit the realest flow…y’kno? Toast to this gangsta shit fellas….” Word yo…jus look at this gangsta ass nigga….
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| “And shout out to Toronto bitch Im Tony in my city” |
9. Umso Umso Umso Umso Usmo Proud of You (ft Nicki Minaj) – I aint even mad at this beat son…but the shit this nigga be sayin yo….”I love it when your hair still wet cos you jus took a shower…runnin on a treadmill n only eating salad…sound so smart like you graduated college”. I cant even stomach that shit b. Son always gotta be on some “Gurl you kno you look yo best when you jus gettin up in the morning n you got them creases on yo face from yo pillow n that crusty shit all in yo eyes cos thats the real you gurl awwwwwhhh” shit. That or he feedin broads that “you aint even kno how special you is cos other niggas dont be noticin it…but I do” shit. Ayo pardon me if you a female that happens to fall for this cornball shit…but most niggas DO be knowin bout these muthafuckin covert broad tactics namsayin. This nigga tellin you what you wanna hear n throwin all the other niggas you talk to under the bus….n got you convinced that he actually feel that way ma. Son be preyin on the weak. The nigga jus gon parallel park his top down bitchmobile on the track n do nothin but wait for these low self esteem havin broads to come flyin across the hood of his shit n take that bait. But its whatever namsayin. Let this nigga get his false Beyonce female empowerment on. But that hook son. Ayo is this nigga still attached to a placenta sack b?
10. Lord Knows (ft Rick Ross) – Anybody remember the last time Just Blaze produced a wack joint now? This beat is some incredible shit my nigga. Rozay does his thing too…n if I couldnt understand what the homie Young Playtex was sayin…I would say his shit was aight too. But listen to this niggas bars son…..
But yo..I fucks wit this joint son. Real talk tho…I woulda fucked wit it even if there was no vocals until the Bawse comes in n gets his ignorant on anyways. If somebody gets me a instrumental of this joint Imma jus play the shit outta that muthafucka too son. Matter fact Im lookin forward to hearin OTHER niggas body this shit namsayin (no…not you Papoose). Cos son gave this nigga one of the top 3 beats of the year nahmean. Plus Just Blaze beats is like jeggings son….they can make almost any bitch ass look good.
11. Cameras/Good Ones Go (Interlude) – That Jon B I hear son? Anyways this nigga jus gon get his Lil Tunechi froggy flow on now. At the end of the day this is jus some more of that “Here nigga hold my purse music” that son been specializin in for the last few years. But its almost like a cherub came n whispered in the niggas ear after he recorded this shit n told him “Son…this shit aint moist enough b…you need to come do a duet wit me now” for the interlude…
12. Doing it Wrong (ft Stevie Wonder) – This nigga jus took bitchassedness in hip hop to a whole new level on this one b. Like son jus discovered new frontiers in softness that aint nobody EVER explored my nigga. I cant even believe what the fuck this dude sayin yo.
“When a good thing goes bad its not the end of the world…its jus the end of a world that you had wit one girl”
No dignity whatsoever b. None. ZERO son. Not a single solitary snowflake of fuckin decorum left in this nigga. I tried to type out the muthafuckin words to the hook n that delicate ass shit jus floated off the screen when I did it yo…so you jus gon have to listen to that shit yaself son. This nigga gotta orchard of pauses blossoming all over this muthafucka. If yall enjoy these audio vagina injections thats cool…but I cant fuck wit this shit nahmean. I kno son is legedary as fuck…but Stevie playin his harmonica over that shit at the end dont mean shit to me neither b. Might also be time for my dude to jus think bout lettin go of those braids already par. Those muthafuckas start like 8 inches further back than they did in the 80s nahmean. No disrespect to the legend but Im jus sayin b…
13. The Real Her (ft Lil Wayne & Andre 3000) – Now its time for this niggas ode to savin strippers. Havin 3 Stacks on this joint dont make this shit any less unacceptable b. But whenever the citizens of Los Hopeless get tired of lettin niggas slip singles down the crack of they asses they jus flash that muthafuckin vagina spotlight up on the clouds n wait for this nigga to slide down a rainbow witta cape on his back n a tote bag full of sweaters he jus finished crocheting to come save they asses son. The boy Drake is fightin on the front lines of the war for keepin broads from takin they clothes off for money b. This nigga saves more hoes before 9 am than most niggas gon save in they whole life namsayin.
14. HYFR [Hell Ya Fuckin Right] (ft Lil Wayne) – If this muffin-top havin ass nigga wasnt jus squirtin out another sonnet bout the same shit n talmbout textin a broad the whole time I woulda said son killed the first 40 seconds of this muthafucka. Anyways yo….I dont hate this shit. I mean…I dont really fuck wit it like that neither…but I aint mad at it yo. Im sayin I dont see myself wantin to smack a nigga witta light post or nothin if he play this shit in front of me or nothin. Like I dont feel like I gotta slap a nigga into another realm of the universe n go seed his broad up if he accidentally lets this shit come thru the speakers namsayin. I aint gon necessarily throw a volcano at a nigga if he got this shit playin in his crib n I can hear the muthafucka nahmean. I mean…thats definitely some kinda improvement over the rest of this bullshit yo.
15. Look What You’ve Done – Im havin Sideline Story flashbacks b. This nigga nearly put me to sleep wit this shit yo…but this shit probably one of the better joints on this muthafucka still. Its like this nigga on a roll now wit back to back joints thats still kinda bitchmade but not as horrible as all the other bitchmade shit on this album nahmean. You could even say that if son jus did more bitchass shit like this instead of the other bitchass shit he do…he would be aight. This shit is so delicate that playin it out loud wit no headphones actually jus made my clothes softer b. But it was definitely a step in the slightly less bitchnigga direction for son.
17. The Ride (ft The Weeknd) – Ayo my illegally downloaded version of this muthafucka aint come wit this track par.
So thats the whole album son…or what Im gon refer to as that cascading waterfall of invisible dicks that sons fans call his music. Swear this nigga got the most forgiving fans on earth tho b. The nigga gets that exotic budgie tatted on his shoulder…”Nah chill…he jus doin him son”. The nigga drops a million odes to savin broads…”Ayo chill…son jus tryna live par”. The nigga starts rockin sweaters from 1983 Sears catalogs n shows up to awards shows wearin grandmother cardigans made from old sofas…”Nah chill…son jus stayin tru to hisself”…Im sayin b…the nigga could show up at a awards show wearin a unitard n niggas would still be like…”Jus let that nigga do him….he jus doin him son”. Yall muthafuckas should be ashamed of yallselves tho….for lettin it come to this shit in the first place namsayin. Yall LET this niggas get to the top like that. Im talkin to niggas who emcee too. Yall done allowed this nigga to come in the door…n now he done opened the floodgates to a million other soft ass muthafuckas jus like him son. Ayo nobody disrespected Father MC n Candyman like that back in the day b. Them niggas was makin careers outta droppin soft ass shit too. Dudes aint try to crush they whole existence or nothin…but niggas aint exactly say “Ayo Father MC n Candyman yall niggas should be showin the rest of us muthafuckas what direction to take Hip Hop in yo…”. But I dont even blame Drake b. That nigga SHOULD be able to have his lane. Its all good son. I hate that niggas music n he definitely that corny nigga at the club who pops open a bottle of champagne n then sniffs the cork…but he allowed to follow his dreams b. But yall niggas put that muthafucka on a pedestal. Like I said b…I dont blame Aubrey tho. Drake is what happens when ya son is conceived during a period week namsayin. That nigga was jus conceived on the wrong end of a menstrual cycle yo. These niggas gon always exist bruh. But I aint no follower son. If I dont like some shit…I dont jus rock wit it cos thats what broads be listenin to… n cos I want broads to be feelin me. Thats like sprayin yaself wit perfume jus cos chicks be enjoyin that shit…Yall effeminate ass niggas smarten up. Niggas always callin Drizzy homo tho. Im sayin yo…I dont think thats even the case b. N if it was…I aint judgin the nigga based on none of that yo. I mean…maybe son is kinda homo-esque. But either way par…this niggas masculinity been terminally ill for a hot minute now…that shits been on life support since Thank Me Later dropped b. But Im sure that muthafucka done kicked the bucket forreal wit this album son. If you niggas cop retail versions of this shit dont forget to take the cd in for a yearly pap smear b. Ayo fuck this shit son. Aight peace.
By the way yo…Imma give this shit…
1 Zeus Slap outta 5
or
5 Drake Pinky Salutes outta 5
Take ya pick b.
First.
Haven’t listened to Drake before (I live in Australia, which is relatively Drake proof), but Big Ghost says a Just Blaze beat is hot, then I’m going to check it out.
BIG GHOST DA GAWD
i’m guessing 0 volcano slaps out of 5 then?
LMAO
This dude just wrote a whole book dedicated to drake! Crazy shit is I kno most of it is funny!
ANOTHER GEM!!!! MAD QUOTABLES.. TOO MANY TO START COPYING AND PASTING. THANK YOU GHOST!!
LMAO DA GAWD destroyed this album…but i still fucks wit take care
Ghost selects what comments to post. Dude is trying to make an Internet career off another mans hustle.
He’s a dickriding faggot who loves the attention, real talk.
Y’all need to stop blowing smoke up this roman noodle eating nigga’s ass, word is bond.
Real niggas got drake, ghost is as fake as they come.
Ramen
<333
Dumb as hell bitchass up here tryna shed light in the depths of flawless criticism. Btw, dumbass, you finna down this shit and your post is only gettin his anylitics poppin that much more.
Personally I loved this album, but in Ghost’s perspective it’s completely true. Overall the album captures exactly what he was aiming for, but all in all it’s salty as fuck.
Take care drake
Yo son, real pop-tart niggas maybe. But real hood, “run ya jewels before ya gets ya cabbage split” niggas don’t. Shit’s mad funny and it’s not really Ghostface writing these joints. It’s some cat named Big Ghost, but regardless take off your tamponab and chill son.
if you think this is actually ghostface Killah then you crazy, dont take it so serious B… its puuuure entertainment like Jersey Shore….loosen up and just laff and try to picture the real ghostface sayying all this.
raman*
Real niggaz get Drake? Youve been sniffing baby powder while listening to this rainbow packaged album. This shit is the worse. Im sorry to break it to you man but you have horrible taste in music. Fuckin powder puff rap-singing motherfucker. Aint no singin in hip-hop, a couple tracks is permissible but every other song? His rhymes are weak his beats are wack and he fucking sings as well just to make matters worse, which is a big no no in hip hop. Like Immortal Technique said, “just because you sold a million records has got nothing to do with luck it just means a million people are stupid as fuck.
I bet you Drake wrote that !
perfect review good shit par much love from ct fuck that gay ass nigga
LMAOOOOO
Classic post.
I LOVE AUBREY
Me 2. I have great respect for wheelchair jimmy
LMAO True Story
This nikka Drake made the ultimate Summer’s Eve commercial with this album!
lol u can tell ghost liked take care. OVOXO
this album is wayyyyyyy better then ambition and cole world , just saying , and its funny how u dont fuck with drake but u like rick ross who’s the biggest fake in hip hop lol
L.M.A.O. The Real Her, Take Care, Practice, & The Motto had my DYING. Seriously though I cant tell if the album was hip-hop (like the smallest fraction) or R&B (auto-tuned/pitch corrected T-Pain shit). I don’t hate the album, but I don’t like it either.
Word my niggs
“rick ross the biggest fake in hip hop”
only white suburban 50 cent fans care about that shit lol Ross makes hit after hit, minus the softness..nobody mad at that nigga for having another job at some point..shit, I’d be ashamed of it too..it still don’t take away from his talent.
A fake Rick Ross>>>>>any Drake
80% of take care was muffin cake..Lord Knows might be the only track I’ll play outside my girl’s car.
”Real niggas got Drake.” Naw, you soft as they come by the sounds of it. You cryin over this review? Go cuddle Aubs
Yo homie. Another great review. Had to give you your props. http://sundaybrunch.me/blog/2011/11/9/big-ghost-chronicles-reviews-drakes-take-care-album.html
STOP HATING. Your a wack ass dude. He raps about what he feels, hes not out there trying to be someone hes not. FOH
“Plus Just Blaze beats is like jeggings son….they can make almost any bitch ass look good.”
*DEAD
Can’t wait to see the hate from Drake’s Build-a-bear army on this.
Lmao
To hate Drake so much, this clown Ghost sure spends a HELL of a lot of time talking about him. Go get a dictionary and learn how to speak so we can at least understand your hating to its full capacity. OVOXO
ROFFFFFFFFFL
AYO LOOK AT THE PAGE VIEWS ON THE BLOG JUST SKY ROCKETING RIGHT NOW.
hahaha.
EPIC.
My thing is that Drake said he was gon stop so much singing and he’s singing on this album more than ever. Not that I mind the sing-rap steez but he was just straight talk singing on most of these joints. When is he gon start rapping again, cuz like Ghost said, there was a time when he could actually rap.
People are gon call this the album of the year though, or second best behind WTT. It prolly is since Ambition AND Cole World were dissapointments. It has some joints but it’s far from a classic. I don’t mind somethin different but he’s still talkin about broads too much. Wish he got back on his Comeback Season steez or even his So Far Gone mode. The Motto, Lord Knows, HYFR, even The Real Her are gon be hits tho.
To me u sound insecure get off his dick
Probably one of the realest/funniest Drake-related posts you’ve ever done… and you’ve done a shit ton of them. That said, keep the album reviews coming.
Big Ghost with another homerun lmfao.
Real talk, I threw Take Care into my dryer and made my sheets softer.
the jcole review >>> this
your just stating the same “drake is soft” bs, like you’ve said 100 times in the other drake articles, shit is getting old.
All you niggas out here with your Captain America shield up trying to defend Drake I got a crushing newsflash for you tender cats…THAT NIGGA DOES NOT KNOW YALL. You lil niggas would snitch on your best friend if it came down to it but you’re out here logging into other people’s websites to get mad about some jokes about a dude who doesn’t know you exist. How backwards is this? You new niggas got to GO…ASAP. Where the fuck are yall’s fathers?
Anyway, real talk I don’t even accept the “oh I just play this cuz my girl like it” excuse for this shit. My woman ain’t into this tender shit nor could I fuck with one who was on any real level…not because it’s tender but because we both know music and realize it’s better singers AND rappers than him out there. If u gonna do R&B, cool…just dont expect niggas to believe u when u kick some pseudo-sorta-tough guy shit. i’m not drinking the Kool-Aid or Frutopia or whatever yall niggas drink to make you put this nigga in your top 5 MCs list and catch feelings over him.
Peace to Big Ghost.
Newsflash to you, you bitch nigga. . . Big Ghost don’t know your punk ass! And I’m sure he ain’t sliding no advertisement dollars for your cheerleading. That means you working for another nigga for no compensation. . . Unless you get off by cheerleading other niggas. These niggas is funny b. . . Smdh
Fuck Drake.
You’s are all fucking retarded. You gotta act hard to be hard? Love is a big part of life, whether you’re a real gangsta or online pretending to be one. Everyone can relate to this album. Too soft? The way someone acts, emotional or not doesn’t embody their toughness. Take away your “guns” and “gang” and none of you are “harder” than a fuckin suburban kid who’s athletic and can fight.
Real talk right there. Hip hop is NOT about being hard. Its supposed to be about being real. Drake is just being real about his bitch ass ways. Let him be a bitch, make music for women so he can make his money. I rather him influence the masses than some fake ass studio gansta claiming a bunch of bullshyt and having niggas out here fighting and killing each other because some rappers says that makes you “real”. Be you, do you and shut the fuck up.
spoken like a true pussy
I’ve been a Drake fan. I’m from Toronto and I’ve seen him come up and take shit over, but I was hella dissapointed with TC. Why isn’t he fucking rapping? This is 90% R&B. Why isn’t Club Paradise, Free Spirit, Dreams Money Can Buy on there? Son shoulda put out a double album and provided a 50/50 R&B/Hip-Hop split for his fans. He neglected his Rap fans with this offering. Shit is too soft for me.
Best. Review. Ever. Written.
To all ya’ll niggas hatin on Ghost for keepin it 100 and to all ya’ll niggas who support this cotton candy ass nigga’s ‘music’… STFU and accept the reality of things. Ya’ll sound so butthurt after reading this blog.
Preach on Ghost!
the pictures you find are always the greatest omg lol
For real Ghost is setting back the race a 1000 years with these primitive ideals.
Then again I doubt he’s black anyway. Dude probably owns shares in world star real talk.
yall aint feeling the Coodie Darts Aubrey be shootin on some cupid shit?? As much as i shouldn’t, i fucks with some of this shit.. I’m more offended that he wants to pretend like life was hard up until wayne signed him.
i mean…
I dont get how any dude over 12 years old could listen to drkes shit b, sounds like the theme music to a ride at disney land
Why even review it? Should’ve just made one grand conclusion about it and say that it sucked. This dude is like a blogging Charlamagne. Hates Drake, but will always talk about him. Sounds like a hater to me. If I don’t like someone, I give my opinion (or not) and move on. Why is it so hard for YOU?
LMBO
You’re mad biased Ghost – but I can’t front this shit had me rolling. Then again, I can appreciate the fact this is a satirical blog.
But we know we know…Drake is kittens, shit gets old after a while – you made you’re point months ago, LOL….
With that said, I fucks with a couple tracks in this joint…But I hate all the RNB bullshit this nikka put out. 10% of the album is TOUGH the rest is straight fabric softener – I can agree with you on that.
Ricky is not a lyricist btw….but he does produce hits.
1. K. Dot
2. Tyler
3. SchoolBoy Q
4. Asap Rocky
5. Childish
My top five of up-and-coming nikkas
Yeah Drake should be beat to a pulp for every uttering the words hip hop again. This shit is tissue paper.
“Everyone can relate to this album. Too soft?”
^^^
Like i said, i like the album, beccause i take Drake exactly for what he is and the production is tough on some songs but this shit is very soft. i dont know how hes comfortable saying some things.
on “Shot For Me” he repeats “the way you wear you hair, the way you walk.. thats me”. i know what it supposed to be but it sound like women givin each other tips.. Or on Some Zoolander, Metilda shit..
On one song he says “all i love is reppin bitchin” repeats it constantly and then finally says reppin & bitches..
Everyone accepts Drake for being their friend who cries at sleep overs because hes away from his parents and thats fine, i like Drake to an extent BUT This review is fuckin awesome as is every other review, even for albums i fuck with.. but dont say everyone can relate to this album lol.. Some of my friends who flip a table and pretend MOP was blaring as they destroy my room if they heard me listening to this shit.
He’s not a hater, at least a 100 people have been waiting for Take Care just for this review lol
Not gone lie, this nigga ghost is funny as fuck. I mean where the fuck he comes up with the descriptions of peoples personalities/motives/actions is beyond me. But what young drake was tryna tell the bitch in shot for me is: everything you are is because I influenced it. Whether it was the hairstyle I liked for you to wear (and paid for) or whatever, dwell on that fact that I’m the fucking man and you coulda been in the spot with me had you played your cards right
Reading these negative comments is hilarious. Why are y’all so offended by someone else’s opinion? So insecure with your own, I suppose.
Only teenage faggots use the word ‘hater’. Enhance your vocabulary frat boys.
No, I CANNOT relate to Drake (in response to any one of you 350 “Anonymous” cats mad at the review)…I’ve been in all sorts of relationships, in and out of love, etc. Have I ever gone through a woman’s phone? No. A real man just lets a bitch he can’t trust go. That “Marvin’s Room” shit is not for real niggas…oh and you don’t have to be a gangbanger or pushin crack to be a real nigga, btw…just conduct yourself in a manner other than bitchmade. You niggas are cut from another cloth, man…chiffon or some shit.
Yo Big Ghost, this isn’t even the full Album name, Aubs told me what it is. Take Care: I’m Fragile
best part of this album is kendrick lamar’s verse
Am I the only one who does not find anything Ghost says funny?
Every post of his is just a bunch of hating. And it’s not even funny when he hates. It doesn’t matter if I like who he’s talking about or I don’t. “this nigga soft as *random comparison pulled out the ass*”. It’s not clever, witty, poignant…anything. I’ve heard better when I was 6th grade in gym class.
Niggas on internet message boards and twitter dying but anyone can write this bullshit. Every time I see someone link an article from him I see a whole lot of lol’s and I think “Okay, if this many people are laughing then something in his article has to be funny”.
I click the link; I’m reading a terribly-written, painful-to-read article and I’m alive as shit.
I don’t understand it. That whole…section about putting dudes on a pedestal was very, very ironic.
No ur not the only one who didn’t find this funny.. there are a few other fags jus like u sprinkled ever so gently thoughout the msg board.. grow a funny bone homo.. jus jokes n opinions.. don’t like it then stay off the fuckn internet.. its all braindead entertainment anyway..
U bitch u..
Son,this shit is a classic review b. I nearly died at half of this shit son. ”I tried to type out the muthafuckin words to the hook n that delicate ass shit jus floated off the screen” A nigga died when he heard that shit. Also all the Drake stans are coming here trying to say ” only real niggas listen to drake”. Son? ” Real niggas”? A real nigga where you live is probably any black kid cause you’re some white kid who’s a Drake stan and probably lives in Canada. Fuck all the Drake stans,fuck Drake’s music. Fuck everything. This shit is mad ass b. Also son that nigga Tyga and Mac Miller I think dropped their albums already or are going to. You need to go in on those corny ass niggas.
This is by far the best thing I’ve read all day. I got a good healthy laugh out of this.
The proloque befor the review was tooooooo funny. But also true, Ghost. I have listened about half of the album and it’s ridiculous. Ghost expresses what I felt when listening.
GOt nothing but love for Drizzy, but this had me rolling
o v o x o . . STOP HATIN’
“To hate Drake so much, this clown Ghost sure spends a HELL of a lot of time talking about him. Go get a dictionary and learn how to speak so we can at least understand your hating to its full capacity. OVOXO”
FOOLS IS ON SOME REAL BITCH SHIT WHEN THEY SAY SHIT LIKE THIS…GET REAL
wow, I actually like Drake and Take Care but all the people that’s mad about Big Ghosts review need to look at yourself, you’ll hilarious
Calling him insecure( For fucking real?), hater,him setting the world back 1000 years,talking bad about his writing (even though it’s not that easy to mimic the way another guy talks in written words).
Is it that hard to just enjoy a funny review, you don’t need to take everything so fucking serious.
5/5 Review, so many quotables
404: English not found.
404 X 2: Drake’s rap ability not found. Again.
Genius. Well done.
Great review. For more on tear-stained pillow cases check out manwall.com
Lol! This one is a classic. Somebody Twitter this blog to Drake please.
Best review .Ever.That “nigga drake was just conceived on the wrong end of a menstrual cycle”
I can’t believe how ri-diculous this whole article is, you have some problems…Aubrey is my half brother, and I don’t think that you have any right in saying this stuff about him. He has worked harder in his life, then you will in all your days, you could work till the day you die, and you still will never even come close to being as good as he was 2 years ago, and now still. Get a life, grow up. You are such a fool
the most hilarious part of this review are the pics of big & pac, hov & nas… then j cole & drake.
“They take the greats from the past n compare us…I wonder if theyd ever survive in this era”
really aubrey?
Damn ya’ll niggas hatin on big ghost are real stupid. Like soulja boy stupid. It doesn’t take a college education to realize this shit is a parody and for entertainment purposes. Besides, whether you liked the album or not, it can’t be denied that this is shit is all types of charmin soft, emotional, captain-save-ho shit. Forreal tho is this nigga ever gonna drop a straight hip hop album?
They’re mad as fuck in here, lol.
This shit is too funny. this album was, wait hold up, IS fucking gold. your funny grammatically incorrect typing ass can eat a dick. stop hating cause hes an artist and go hate on shania twain or some shit
You need an agent, and a contract
Ghost turns dog shit (Drake’s Album) into pure gold (feature length critique and character assasination).
“People are gon call this the album of the year though, or second best behind WTT. It prolly is since Ambition AND Cole World were dissapointments”
Honky Kong? Dr Lecter? Or did you just mean commercial bullshit album of the year? I wish Big Ghost would review some real albums instead of bubblegum pop shit all the time.
Shoulda gave this shit 0 Zeus slaps b….b you gave this dude a zeus slap?? nah b, no zeus slaps…recount the votes b
Lmao! Finally, dis nigga just broke down what i’ve been tryna explain to niggas and broads for years. It’s all true and yet funny at the same time. Now im taking my ass to go read ur Carter 4 review (this finna be good) keep up the good work bruh
That lame sound like Doug Funnie trying to rap but still cant make Patty mayonaisse.
Who can listen to this sappy shit all the way through? Yeah, this is the shit I make love to my girlfriend to, going through your purse while your in the shower. Drake is an flabby fish looking cornball trying to act like a gangster and a gigolo, but he’s makin albums for twelve year girls and faggot warcraft players that are having the same girl problems Aubs is.
the whole things was hilarious the pics went well with the review
sounds like a h8er 2 me
who the fuck do you think you are? plus your straight wrong, ur trying to be different but your just fuckin retarted
WOW!! THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY!! why doesn’t this people who wrote this achieve what he has and then you can talk.If i achieved something like this i would rap about it too.and some people say you can’t understand his raps well maybe your too old to listen to it in the first place.fucking haters,before you start dissing on other peoples work make sure your are good.insecure freak! Grow up and act your age and quit hating on other peoples success because you haven’t done anything with ur life besides writing this dumbass blog
<3Drake till the day i death and i will continue to support him.
we can judge because we’re listeners, we have the rights to say DRAKE IS A PIECE OF SHIT
Yo, my man… you are fucking incredible. Great review… don’t stop Big Ghost!!!
I like how you have nothing better to do but sit hear and go hard on drakes album you bum ass nigguh get a life drakes out there making money and you sitting at home on ur ass just writting bullshit cuz your a fagott smh!
Smh. Shit ain’t even funny. Its crazy how you made a Blog just to criticize other people. You’re fake. You not hating yet your hating the way he does shit. You got hater tatted all over ya forehead B. #pathetic ass nigga
I love Drake, but a lot of his fans are plain idiots. If this shit gets you railed up, you’re an imbecile, period. The point of this shit is to make you laugh. I’m even willing to bet the dude who actually writes this doesn’t dislike him entirely. The guy is simply an easy target, there’s just no denying it. And yeah, no matter what you listen to, there’s always someone out there bashing it. If you let that shit influence you whatsoever you shouldn’t even be listening to music. But yeah, bigghost, I was expecting more, at this point you’re just recycling jokes. Kinda disappointed with this one.
AY YO…..SHUT THE HELL UP GHOST.
DEAD. idk what was better this review or the C4 review. does it really surprise anyone that drake fans gettin all emotional over this? i mean they are drake fans lol. i like a few tracks on take care but the highlight is easily Kendricks part, fuck the Kitten Whisperer for puttin it after the gayest fuckin song on the album. lookin forward to your review of wac millers latest struggle, i hope you tear that shit apart.
@ the fag who put “only white suburban 50 cent fans care about that shit lol Ross makes hit after hit”. no, only people who care about the sanctity of hip hop care about that shit. yeah he makes hits, but so do soulja boy and justin bieber. popular music DOES NOT mean good music. only good thing bout Ross tracks are the beat. thats it
props Big Ghost, keep doin what you doin homie. some of these fags need to develop a sense of humor
Yo G, I almost pissed my pants at some of your lines. You’re right when you say that you can’t blame him lol He prob really loves your shit G. Now what can the brotha say lol You should turn this shit into a tv show.
Can’t wait to catch ur show in Canada!!
THAT NEW SHIT THAT YOU GOT IS OVERRR-DOODOO
– Drake
Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City
43k units sold
didn’t know poetry was a gangsta thing to do?
Ghost defiantly’s got some issues within himself to be so mad with someone i’m sure he’s never met, but it’s a frustrating time for alot of people so i get it man.
I mean he hasn’t had a successful album in 11 YEARS and 15 TRYS.
sofargone on it’s own can over power his entire career..
heard some things in my day but this is just coming out of left field. Get your credentials back up before you make a comment little man.
BIG GHOST IS DA GAWD
“the only nigga on earth capable of turnin sandpaper into moist towelettes wit the touch of his hands”
AWESOME!
lol all I’m saying when I heard this is Trey Songz shit has more testosterone than this dude. He isn’t convincing at all and it’s cool if you like this shit, but people talking about he one of the greats, he top 5, he all this other shit are full of it for real. That’s what makes it bad, if dudes just let him be him and he wasn’t so arrogant you could walk away but I just can’t.
Hell can I quote Brick James real quick too? all these sensitive ass niggas. You keep whinin bout bitches you won’t have none. No woman wants to be around a dude who carry kleenex for when she gets mad at him and he starts crying. dudes call you a hater because you explain in intricate detail why something is wack. They not going to ever get it son but you have to represent for the real. I listened to this and haven’t listened to nothing but mobb deep, Sigel, Jay, and aggressive shit since.
“I hear the comments and jokes, i know thtah thier tryna push me/I know that showing emotions dont mean that am a pussy”
I never read anything this long…this was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!
couldnt evn get past 4. waste of a d/l
drizzy get tatted on his back (pause)
shit wat go on next — Tiga Pawz.
Big Ghost. From the heart bruh! Thank you for puttin’ us up on the scoop regarding this Drake album. You had me in stitches. But more importantly, what you said in this review is ALL true. Can’t wait for the next review! Peace God!
Rob Swift
“If I dont like some shit…I dont jus rock wit it cos thats what broads be listenin to… n cos I want broads to be feelin me. Thats like sprayin yaself wit perfume jus cos chicks be enjoyin that shit…Yall effeminate ass niggas smarten up.” …One of my favorite quotes from this review.
I think it’s funny that all the mother fuckers who are mad at ghost for clownin their favorite rapper, didn’t put their name down… That just goes to show that being bitchmade is contagious… If you really down with this rapper than get ya weight up and put ya name up… Stop hiding in your moms basement bumping your Drake cd’s trying to slander anonymously…
FUCK DRAKE, WAYNE, And They Whole Crew… Start liking real hip hop again…
One,
Reggie Warlock
#KillStuff
Great review; I listened to the rip while I read it. My comment is, this can’t be the actual album, can it? This sh@t is gar-bage. Uninspired and boring.
I love it when dudes come in thinking this is the real Ghostface Killah or something. It’s like their emotional trauma is clouding rational thought.
the niggas commenntin that’s all mad and shit is females, straight up.
FIRST OF ALL THIS ISN’T THE REAL GHOST FACE KILLAH’S BLOG. IT’S AN IMPERSONATOR. AND TO THE FUCKING IDIOT WHO SAID GHOST HASN’T HAD A SUCCESSFUL ALBUM IN 15 YEARS. SUPREME CLIENTELE? GTFOH. GHOSTFACE HAD AT LEAST 3 SONGS IN THE TOP 100 HIP HOP SONGS OF ALL TIME. HE WAS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MEMBERS OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HIP-HOP GROUP OF ALL TIME. WU-TANG YOU FAGGOT. GHOST WILL SHIT ON DRAKE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. FUCK YOU. GFK BITCH.
This Guy Needs a TV Show Son. At Least a Pilot Episode lol
Whoever wrote such a long text against Drake, I have to tell you – NIGGA, FIRST LEARN HOW TO WRITE AND DO NOT BE RETARDED! YOU ARE TO BEYOND STUPID,I cant even describe it! DRAKE IS AMAZING, GREAT, BEYOND WONDERFUL! You dumb ass, leave the streets and weed and go back to school to learn how to write words and then start talking about THE GREATEST – DRAKE! CAUSE MY MAN DRIZZY DESERVES HUGE RESPECT! TAKE CARE
oh shit you’re gonna hit 100 comments this time!
Drake fans are throwin their used maxi pads all over the Gods Blog Nahmean, what part of the game is this??
You’re a hater. That’s all…
Funny though…
it was kinda hard to read, but i agree more or less.
wi-tang forever
And your a nobody from staten island.. so ur opinion is useless anyway. Have fun eating jerk chicken in stapleton dirty nigger
all these drizzle stans mad b
This is soo fuckkin funny i love these posts hahahhaaa! Mr. magic lotion hands hahaaaaaaa
Fuck Young Money and all the faggots that support em, because they’re also supporting the death of hip-hop. And for the dude that called Ghost a nigger, 1. this ain’t even the real Ghost 2. how do you juggle listening to rap while being a Klan member so easily? FOH forreal.
idk whats funnier, the reviews or the sensitive ass, daffidil in their ear, stress release candle using muhfuckas that get on here and comment gettin all serious and offended over an OPINION (a rather accurate one at that). i like Wiz and Cole but i still laugh my ass off when Big Ghost gets at them. yall muhfuckas need to smoke a blunt or something and lighten the fuck up for real. you exposing yourselves for the bitches you really are.
2nd funniest thing that occurred to me today. to all you drake/ghost haters … lighten up. it’s one man’s opinion. don’t catch feelings, yo. it’s just someone’s perspective … that makes a lot of people including myself laugh. keep em’ coming, ghost.
oh yeah, if someone has a website funnier than this review, please post. we ALL need to laugh more nowadays.
DJ takes no requests
cerritos ca
If you listen to the song Crew Love the weekend says Rainbow Flowing…The song litteraly is gay, he says theres a bunch of niggas in here what you looking at me for. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIL B’S FIRST SINGLE. Nothing wrong with being gay but theres everything wrong with masking that shit and brain washing kids to be like you. NOT COOL DRIZZY lol
If Drake stopped making music then BG wouldn’t have to keep making the same reviews. It’s the same soft play by play because Drake is mind-rackingly soft.
The Human Croissant, lol.
The song crew love The Weekend says Rainbow Flowing….enough said (google it and listen to it if you dont believe me). Nothing wrong with being gay, but masking you gayness to brain wash kids to be like you. THATS PURE DOOSHER.
Fuck Drake and anybody that go against what Ghost says. Real talk. Drake is a soft ass bitch.
Internet niggas crawling all over this blog yo
Why’s Drake look like Mandark from Dexter’s Laboratory in that middle school picture though? LMAO
hahahaha big ghost smackin village niggas in manhattan for rappin
LMFAO yo this was too funny. It’s funny how niggas come on this blog all emotional because a guy had a personal opinion about music. It’s meant to be funny dont get so upset just cause you met a guy that didnt like your favorite rapper for the first time lmao I’m a huge j cole fan and he made a funny unfavorable review about cole world it didnt mean i read the review with a angry ass face saying to myself “wow this niggas an idiot he doesnt know anything about music” lmao he doesnt like drake dont be a bitch about it just accept it
FUCKTARDS HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T HATE DRAKE IT’S FUCKING COMEDY RETARDS
big ghost da gawd keeping it real
http://www.per-diems.com
^^^ Damn, “dirty nigger” though, this is NOT the real ghostface one and the only person using that epithet is some white suburban drake stan or someone who’s vagina is TRULY hurt by the real shit that was said on this post, get a sense of humor, this is satire but he goes hard at a bitch nigga
MIKEOGETEM
Man, I haven’t even listened to Take Care yet because I’m waiting for all the hype to die down… With that said: REAL TEARS are rolling down my face, man, LMAO! I can’t even go back & copy & paste some quotables; there are too many. This shit was eternally entertaining to read, & that’s what I’m going to take it as.
yo its soo many teenage girls..and niggas that either not getting any ass or sad as fuck that their girls left them cause she caught them bumping this Ministration Mix when she came over…but forreal big ghost is the funniest i swear an shoutout to K Dot killing the drizzle aka mr lavender & vanilla comfort febreeze bka sir splenda dandruff
nah b.. this nigga aubrey was obviosuly molested.
Haha when Ghost said he’s going to be unbiased, he’s a real bitch nigga for that one.
Yo par, does living off Drake pay this nigga’s rent or something?!
Take Drake from this guy’s blog he wouldn’t have more than 100 views.
To this is a ho nigga for real. That’s some real fuck shit.
AYE.. this shit is funny as fuck. good work
1. Unbiased , thats bullshit… you hate this nigga aubrey
2. You ROASTED this nigga.
3. Comedy Central should hire you for Their roast specials
Family, I swear, the only reason I listened to this album, Asap Rocky’s mixtape and ambtion was so I could Fully Enjoy the review. I also copped Freddie Gibbs joint and Apollo Kids cuz you were pumpin them. Amazing review. Me and my people wait for you’re updates. Drans (Drake Stans/ Drake Fans) will be Drans. Hit us wit a list of your fridge pack. Peace god. May the raviolis remain phantom and al dente.
Big Ghost the God. Hate all you want Drake stans you’re all pussies who like the softest music ever made. Eat a dick if you’re hating. Salute if you listen to real hip hop.
this is the greatest blog of all time… GHOST U DA BANKSY OF BLOGGIN… seriously tho fuck Drake and fuck Drake’s wack ass fans for gettin all bent out of shape over a hilarious and well on point review
man COMPLETELY DEAD@ this review, I’m at work just cracking up at it, there are some true gems in this review and once I finished it I KNEW cats were gonna get emo in here. Good job GhostFase
#dies!
FUNNIEST SH*T I EVER FU*KING READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn son! You ethered that Culture VI nigga. Shout outs to that rape nigga LOL! He’s probably lurking by the pool right now. LMAO!
Drake’s gay, and I broke my girlfriends arm after she bought Drake’s 1st album.
He said Drake was concieved on the wrong end of a menstrual cycle! THat’s some coldhearted shit right there man! Damn!!!!LOL
Yo Nigga , Make an album go platinum then I’ll take this serious , Your a hater bro , your a waste motherfucker just sitting on the computer shit talking about greatness you can never achieve.
I’M NOT ONE TO SAY SOMEONE IS “HATING”. BUT THIS MY FRIEND IS. BLACK PEOPLE AS A WHOLE HATE LOL. 75% OF YOU JUST CARE ABOUT “SWAG”. YOU GUYS HATE ON DRAKE BECAUSE HE’S NOT RAPPING ABOUT GUNS AND VIOLENCE, OR BEING HOOD. LOL. NOTICE NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED ABOUT MEEK MILL. NOTICE NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED ABOUT WIZ’S ( MARIJUANA SMOKING THEMED MUSIC). BECAUSE THAT’S ALL THIS GENERATION IS INTO REALLY LOL. EVERYBODY IN HIPHOP IS A CRITIC, LOL. IF ALL ARTIST OBEYED THE RULES, I GUARANTEE HIP HOP WOULD STAY THE SAME LIKE IT WAS BACK IN THE DAY. YOU WOULD BE HEARING THE SAME SHIT. SO HOP OFF DRAKE’S BEEF , ITS CALLED INNOVATION. DOING SOME DIFFERENT SHIT. THAT’S WHY HE’S MAKING MONEY OFF A STYLE HE CAME WITH. NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP AND FINISH GETTING YOUR POLO OR BBC OUTFIT READY. BTW I’M BLACK.
The quotes you extracted just tell it all about this album, nothing more needs to be said. But one of them is just plain and truly shocking:
“They take the greats from the past n compare us…I wonder if theyd ever survive in this era”
What the fuck was he thinking? How in the fuck can he still walk the streets safely after this? This is fuckin blasphemy at its best!
I see myself becoming more and more bitter, my man. It hurts so much to see people mistaking this shit for Hip Hop, that’s that shit that hurts the most. Cause if the goddman kitten whisperer just stood the fuck in his lane, declaring his “music” some other shit and wouldn’t compare his goddamn self to true Hip Hop artists, I guess nobody would mind. But like this? Somebody please sponsor me a sniper rifle.
GOAT (GREATEST OF ALL TIME) GRAMMER
#REALTALK
He addresses you and Pusha T at the same time:
I’m hearing all of the jokes, I know that they tryna push me
I know that showin’ emotion don’t ever mean I’m a p*ssy
Know that I don’t make music for niggas who don’t get p*ssy
So those are the ones I count on to diss me or overlook me
It strange..you are here critizing someone who obviously has made it where u would like to be …using intelligenice and not saying..naymean after every sentence fragment. i think you should first go take an english lesson and maybe a business course before you try to down someone else style…because it does not match you “nanmean” hood fab attitude . You are entitled to your opinion however, your is biased and based off of jealousy and hatred …which makes you look as idotic and uneducated as you sound i pity you… Good day
lmao…if i had a nickel for everytime the word “hater” appears in this thread…
dickriding fans have been using the term “hater” to explain people who DON’T just hop on the dick of the new age popular shit for YEARS…nothing new…y’all are the same followers, just in new bodies, following new people…add that whole “learn proper english” to the list too….wow, y’all is REALLY reaching…lmao, hating or NOT this shit is FUNNY…PERIOD…get OVER yourselves AND drake…smh@how many times i had to smh in this thread…lol
lmao at how butt-hurt some of y’all is about a review done by SOMEBODY IMPERSONATING GHOSTFACE FOR THE PURPOSE OF COMEDY…is south park “haters”???? is family guy “haters”???…y’all is really clowining yallselves…no wonder they coming as “Anonymous”…lol, the one person who’s name was revealed, revealed it with a website, lololo, “drakeforlife.com”….LMFAO! this is CLASSIC hiphop comedy…enjoy it…laugh a bit…and if ya elbows is ashy just rub a copy of this pussy ass n*gga drake’s album on em and y’all be good…word
finally, a voice for the hatred. appreciate this.
Phantom Raviolis, “Inventor of the Slap”, is eloquent in his own vernacular style which depicts his great understanding of persevering urban masculinity in the amalgamating culture that is hip-hop. Cocaine Biceps understanding of his art form’s gritty street poetry is refreshing and on par with the state of hip hop’s decline from a stylistic point of view. Mr. Tony Starks is able to truly transmit the softness of this pre-elementary style of verse that Drake has bestowed on this American art form. This was a precise and heartfelt review that Mr. Starks should be applauded for and should be recognized as significant critique in the world of hip-hop! This literary masterpiece should be analyzed in collegiate classrooms where comparative lit or afro lit courses may breakdown its stylistic and metaphorical value in comparison to works from Shakespeare in order to exhibit how the language of today is just as expressive and inclusive of double and triple entendre as well as hyperbolic verse in the same fashion that the literature of the passed, especially classical lit like Shakespeare, Chaucer and Malory. This may definitely be accomplished because Shakespeare’s language is just as foreign to inner city kids as Mr. Biceps’ vernacular is to members of upwardly mobile society and academia.
My Hat Goes off to you Mr. Tony Stark!
Since I got put on game in June I check this blog daily, definitely comic reflief! LMAO Drake didn’t get my hard earned money but I may have to take my computer for a pap smear next year for downloading this album.
On Point As Usual & Fuck These Sugar Sweet Soft As Snail Shit Ass Niggaz.. Str8 Like That !
Shit was funny but the album was dope. I’m def gon buy this jawnt. OVOXO
Great review! With you on every song. The strongest song IMO is Look what youve done. good song.
OTher than that, besides the Rick ross joint, album is complete landfill.
My only issue with drake is he is allowed to develop into a decent mc and is forgiven easily for bullshit, while real mcs don’t get any sunlight.
My only hope with any new Drake album is Styles P bodies the good beats.
Yo B this is Drake.. after I put down my Goblet..I fixing to beat yo Ass..LOL… hahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXJRuhE1_h8
Side ripping open laughter. Keep em coming.
“the human croissant”
Really??
lol
Isn’t it funny to anyone else that the people who are supporting drake and bashing this review for having terrible punctuation and spelling have terrible punctuation and spelling?
Big Ghost’s writing style is just like this, written like how you say it. You guys are actually trying to type English and fail to do it properly.
Aside from this observation, this blog once more delivers what everyone expected/wanted/needed from it. This review has more gems in it than crown jewlery son. Real talk.
My biggest problem with the album was how boring it was. He’s a kid, what does he have to rap about, honestly? Every song was basically the same–Crew Love was great though, but mostly because of the fire beat + The Weeknd, whose beats are good, but arn’t always friendly. Drake did well on that song too, I actually believed him, and he didn’t try to ‘sing’ which he simply cannot do well, he is baby-talking into the mic.
I can see why 14 year old girls masturbate to this. The beats on this were great, I’m looking forward to someone putting The Weeknd on all the tracks.
Off top, Drakes faggot ass got sonned, I dont care what a dran “drake-stan” thinks about what I gotta say, Because Ive been saying this shit for years now, since his gay ass dick in the booty ass came out with his cornhole consoling shit. This review was nothing more than perfect, and if you disagree and use the term “hater” or wish to attack Big Ghosts grammar. First off let me tell you that when someone calls me a hater, that it does nothing more than re-affirm the fact that I am seriously speaking the truth, and their faggot asses cant handle it. So that said, I only call it how I see it. Only new age v-neck wearing homo music bumping faggots listen to this shit. This dude is the epitome of non-masculine, knows nothing of what a “real nigga” has to go through, and never was for that matter. If your a soft ass dude who is into women telling you how to live your life, or dependent on a woman to your entire existence, or a dude that thinks he has to compromise himself to gain attention from the opposite sex. Then you probably listen to this bullshit and defend it as if your life depends on it. In conclusion and to end my 2 cents, I have only two things to say to all the drake fans….1: you probably all dont have a solid father figure in your life, and if you call me a hater because I said this, well….read my rant and you will know what that tells me 2: this is bullshit faggot music…..and when someone like myself gets pissed off hearing it, we get mad because idiot d.j’s and wack ass government owned media personalities add the honored title of HIP HOP to its genre description. THIS IS NOT FUCKING HIP HOP. IT IS A DISGRACE TO HIP HOP, ITS NOTHING CLOSE TO HIP HOP, AND NOTHING ABOUT THIS SHIT IS HIP HOP. you wanna be on some brand new shit, go create a new genre and call it FAGGOT SHIT….it will be all yours, and you can support all the faggot shit you want, and nobody will tell you anything. Hell I will even shut up, and not dog out your favorite bitch nigga. All the cupcake fucks in the world need to jump off the hip hop train, Hip Hop wasnt borne out of no bitchmade shit. And those who really know what the fuck hip hop is, know this shit to be true. THATS IT….IM DONE….and THAT IS ALL!
You took the words right out of my mouth. I applaud your brilliant rant about Drake’s “FAGGOT SHIT” genre. Real niggas need to be droppin some knowledge and gettin’ punkass artists, like drake, out of the music business.
You are one of the most arrogant purists I have ever seen on the internet, and I’ve seen a lot. When you have a negative opinion about something, and someone calls you a hater, have you ever considered that you might just be wrong? If anything, being called a hater should make you rethink your opinion, and if you still come up with the same conclusion, fair enough, but to use that as a re-affirmation that you’re right? Come on man.
Some people think this isn’t hip hop.
Some people think it is.
How are you going to try and say that the people who think this is hip hop that they’re wrong, and that you’re right? (especially since you seem to be far too stubborn to take into account anyone else’s opinion, instead dismissing them as faggot asses who can’t handle the almighty truth of your definitive words).
Saying this isn’t hip hop is like saying that Lil’ Wayne is the best rapper alive; only extremely biased people would agree with you on it, and any objective individual (I’d like to think of myself as fairly objective) would ignore it as the overly opinionated ramblings of a disgruntled old codger.
You ARE a hater, and if that re-afirms your opinion that what you are saying is the truth, well… read my rant and you will know what that tells me.
Oh, and by the way I’m not a butt-hurt Drake stan, I found this review hilarious.
Just saying, you’re an old fart, and if you’re that upset with the state of hip hop, please leave the genre. You will not be missed.
Funny how the only track (Look What You’ve Done) Ghost somewhat praised is the only track I somewhat liked….Shows you how bad this sophmore album was, overrated as fucked! Comin from a Canadian too.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! You should have a Vlog… Video Blog!!! Too funny and the Lil B stuff was funny too
I thought Drake was too emo but his fans make Drake look like Mr T punching a tiger in the face.
This whole thing hilarious.
“conceived on the wrong end of a menstrual cycle”
This continues to be the most anticipated album reviews out there.
I love this review, I love these people arguing in the comments. I don’t hate the album but I don’t love it. The sing with Kendrick is when it picked up.
@Lord Abstract: 100% real talk!
how bout you just hop off, i dont see “Ghost” out here releasin’ anything, idc if its good our not cuz someone mustve thought it was, you know with drake being one of the highest paid rappers out there…
@Lord Abstract The M.C. said… u mad ? lol go take some medication cause its really not that serious..
“If your a soft ass dude who is into women telling you how to live your life, or dependent on a woman to your entire existence, or a dude that thinks he has to compromise himself to gain attention from the opposite sex.” WTF ?
You need to get ur shit straight homie. All of the tracks on this album are fire and you are just hatin’ cause you cant recognize the swag. Drake’s doin it whether you like it or not. OVOXO
Keep shittin on this fake, Ghost.
You can’t talk about a nigga being soft when you fuck with a Gucci background… If I could read what the fuck you would saying I would attempt to insult you. You should try going back to seventh grade…
“if i could read what the fuck you would saying….” bro you’re one illiterate motherfuck yourself. take a fuckin rhetoric class prick
All you butt hurt ass niggas are too sensitive. this Dude is entitled to his opinion just like everyone else.. FUNNY ASS REVIEW
Big Ghost..omg..this post was soo funny!! Seriously you Drake fans got issues!! Im sorry this shit was horrible and im a girl. If my husband was playing this shit in the car I would go home and check his closet for thongs and stilettos. I thought i was listening to Omarion when I hear this album. If Drake wants to go under the R&B category in Walmart then it’s all good but as a rap artist?? Yeah ok
this review is fucking hilarious.
i love drake, OVO forever,
but this shit made me laugh so damned much.
Are all of you fucking serious? ACTUALLY reacting to the “criticism” in this “review”, other than the comedy. IT’S COMEDY!
This post by GhostFASE was brilliant. As is Take Care. I’m very satisfied with both. That is all.
first of all this is a classic post of true nigger you are a true douche bag, worth nothing in life considering you are a dumbass nigger who does not know how to spell for shit. second of all i am white so it must hurt even more that i call you a dumbass classic nigger who does not know shit about life, let alone rap. This shit should be embarassing for you considering drake is amazing and is more than twice the man you will ever be fucking illerate fuck
This is blatant disrespect, and please tell me what the definition of a “real nigga” cause in my opinion they went out in the 80’s. It’s one thing to be opinionated and another thing to judge….. Look in the mirror my nigga and you could really use Webster or spell check cause it took me about and hour to read and understand this nonsense…
This is the true definition of a HATER
ghost, you have always been my favorite member of the Wu…you just became my favorite member of the planet tone. yo, i was depressed before reading this documentation of hip hop’s plight, and now i am fucking happy as hell. this shit was as brilliant as the invention of Oxy Clean. i am 29, nyc born and bred, we grew up on the real shit…we watched mf’ers fall off, but forgave them knowing they would bounce back…ie. Nas (owe me back like you owe your taxes period)…but this suburbaban sprawl canadian ranger shit is fucking bogus. much love to the south, love me some outkast, goody mob creative shit…but the rest of most of it is bogus nutsacks shrinking in cold weather…ricky titty and weezy asthmatic admitting to love eating chocha is about as far as my respect goes yo. just the fact that a dude who was a correction officer (a job meant to keep black and brown locked the fuck up under the banner of corruption) NEVER could have happened back in the day. us kids from the days of old are looking at each other saying, what the fuck? (but not that loud because now our kids are in the room)…also (and i am for the gays always, no homophobe) what is with all the homo-esque crew love? let that motha fucker go join the crips or some shit, wtf? he needs a crew so bad? someone give his ass a bandanna and a beatdown and sign his ass up yo.
much love!!
here is some insignia for Aubs gang paraphernalia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CanadianRangersCrest.gif
I’m a Drizzy fan and this shit was funny as HELL. Come on people lighten up, you know what your getting yourself into when reading a big ghost review. Laugh a little and take care.
Who the hell taught this guy how to type? this is ridiculous, how am I suppose to take this review seriously if it’s hardly understandable. He called Drake “son” and his music “moist” like 10 times? Sounds like a jealous ass dude who has no taste in music unless its talking about drugs in every verse, which is obviously all this moron does. horrible review IMO. Take Care was alright at best, this dude’s grammar = impossible to read.
all you children standing up for drake are faggots with no sense of humor.
I read this on the train to work and was in tears, the pics were gold as well and soare the reactions from that fruitcake fairy Faggit, what we have here is Homosexual Hop Lil Wayne is the leader and Nicki Minaj is the tranny they all pump daily, I’m waiting for the truth to come out and as it stands Young Money is NOT Hip Hop and never will be they should all be shot point blank inthe head and maybe then we can get rid of the cancer known as Young Money fuck this nigga and fuck the coons that destroy what Hip Hop is all about b.
Ghost you fucking merked Drake 10 times over. Love the quotables. That’s some real shit on the Candyman, Father MC comparison. There is a lot of truth to that. Keep that real hip hop alive. 1
Seems Like everyone is confusing Big Ghost for Ghostface Killah. He isn’t Ghostface Killiah, and he isn’t trying to be lol. This is NOT a parody account. With that being said, keep doing your thing Ghost, had me in tears yo.
total rubbish. the review makes no sense.
I can’t even comprehend how this dude can type like that. Complete fucking bullshit.
If you like Take Care you’re a faggot. Enough said.
Wow, I don’t know how black people can scream racism when they advocate homophobia like this. What are you trying to compensate for?
Wow I thought it’s 2011 yet this blog just seems to encourage hatred and prejudice, incredible.
Looking at the comments this blogger is actually inciting hatred and homophobia. This site needs to be reported.
There’s no way he can get away with such behaviours. It’s borderline criminal. Show your face Mr Ghost.
YOU GHOST get an EPIC WIN FOR THIS ONE LMAO
shits hilarious dude! I was lol’in for real throughout!
Report this? GTFOH you dont recognise a parody or a comedic review when see one?
I swear half you drake drones dont even know who the real ghostface is (WU-TANG!!!) so you dont even get the irony of Big Ghosts grammar.
You prolly cryin lavender tears reading this waitin for your beddy bear to warm up and so you can sink into a matress made from dudes spare bars
Ghost one of the funniest bloggers out easy keep it up
Peace
Hey fucker, educate your-self before you speak on anything.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/ghostface%20wiz%20khalifa.jpg
PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEY CAN’T TURN OFF THE RADIO AND DOWNLOAD SHIT. THERE’s TONS OF OTHER ARTISTS OUT THERE (IN THE PAST & IN THE UNDERGROUND) THAT CAN FULFILL YOUR MUSICAL NEEDS. LOOK FOR THEM & GET WITH THE TIMES…
You can’t even write properly let alone review such a good album.
“Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City
43k units sold
didn’t know poetry was a gangsta thing to do?
Ghost defiantly’s got some issues within himself to be so mad with someone i’m sure he’s never met, but it’s a frustrating time for alot of people so i get it man.
I mean he hasn’t had a successful album in 11 YEARS and 15 TRYS.
sofargone on it’s own can over power his entire career..
heard some things in my day but this is just coming out of left field. Get your credentials back up before you make a comment little man.”
You realize that A) Units sold doesn’t mean something is good, it means people eat it up. B) Ghostface’s status is already solidified, he doesn’t need record sales to prove that, he’s part of (arguably) the DOPEST crew in hip-hop history. C) If you know anything about Ghost, you would know his love for R&B jams (just listen to his shit, TONS of classic soul/r&b samples). and D) (maybe most importantly) THIS ISN’T REALLY GHOSTFACE POSTING THESE REVIEWS YOU DUMB BASTARD.
you’ve got to be the most illiterate moron on the face of the planet ghost. Drake is the reaest out there like my man above said he doesnt try to be something hes not he raps about real shit. his hooks verses are too nice. you have no fuckin life and are just bashing him cuz you got nothing better to do. youre prolly a 300 pound dude who sucks dick for quarters i support drake to the fullest. youre the “bitchmade nigga” you down south piece of hood shit. OVOXO GANG for life
Haha HELL YEAH, FUCKING RIGHT!
I don’t know what’s funnier – the reviews, the people who still think this is actually Ghostface Killah, or all the Drake stans that rush to the site to post their greasy love for Drake all over teh interwebz.
this made me laugh so hard i think i’m gonna fuckin puke. i’ve had this blog on my bookmarks toolbar since i first found it. keep this shit up.
wutang foreverrrrrrrrrrrr
hahahahahahahahahahaha…nigga ghost almost got me fired at work for laughing so hard at this shit
^ You’re right. Most people aren’t aware that this isn’t Ghostface Killah. Great entertainment nevertheless;)
Josh I know you ain’t built like that to be taking all of that slickshit over the net. Don’t be brave my nigga, looking at your pic hip hop doc you can eat a dick too, word is bond.
I’m buying this CD and throwing it in with my laundry. That way, I know I’ll be the nigga warming up the hoes in only the softest of blankets.
10 minutes of my life wasted. And please learn proper english. This shit’s just annoying
The quote of the review “This nigga saves more hoes before 9am than most niggas gon save in they lifetime” lmfao!!
yea man i hate this shit to a tee, man i dont mind soft shit, but drake goes overboard with that shit for real man, dude im from the burbs and not the toughest dude out there but drake is the softest dude on the planet, i cant believe how much bullshit he can put out there and the ladies just adore him and quote his bars on the facebook man i hate that shit… like i said i dont mind soft shit but its how you do it, drake is the most cornest mother fucker out there hes so lame
i hope its all females standing up for drake and not dudes.. wouldnt doubt it tho smh
this nigga said
OVOXO GANG for life
smfh…
drake stans and new “hip-hop” kiddos wont understand this blogs purpose because they have no idea who pretty toney is, aka ghostdini, aka tony starks, aka starky love, aka the ironman…
its ok ima learns ya..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahbTTJlWnmI
“I only like his music when I’m on my period” – My girl’s exact words about the Aubster
Drake >>>> Tupac, Biggie, Eminem, Jay-Z, Nas, 50 Cent (in his prime), Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg (in his prime), Kanye West, NWA
Birdman even says Drake is the realest n***a in the game. Drake mentions in every song how real he is. If he says it so much, he must be real even if his actions show otherwise. i mean in Marvin Room he’s playa hatin, but he calls himself real?? he aint bout that. I was a Drake fan in So Far Gone and Thank Me Later but now his ego doesn’t match his music career. He’s calling out common people by sayin wack s**t like “if you dont like me, its cuz you dont get pussy” thats f***ed up. Tupac woulda never done that. I lost madddd respect for Drake, not cause of his feminine slow songs, but cause his lyrics are so gay. For example,
1) “They take the greats from the past n compare us…I wonder if theyd ever survive in this era”
ok listen up Drake: F*** YOU. YOU ARE NOWHERE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO THE GREATS AND IF THEY WERE ALIVE YOUR ASS WOULD HAVE GOT LYRICAL DONE BY BIGGIE AND PAC. THEY WERE REALLLLL. YOU ARE NOT REAL DRAKE. you rap about gay relationship problems and how cool you are and how much money you have. Pac and Biggie weren’t bout that. They were humble.
2) “shoutout to people living tax-free, i have to pay taxes”
the f***? now he wants us to feel sorry for him cause he’s paying taxes? some of us are hardworking motherf***ing people. I spent $50 to see Drake in concert then $120 to see Lil Wayne and Nicki from my hard worked money. I feel like shit. All 3 of them suck. This is coming from a REAL Young Money fan. Beliiieve that (*says in birdman voice*)
3) “i told my story and it made his-story”
I heard that in like 3rd grade.
i could go on but I’m sick of these rappers rapping about things elementary school students can do, like analogies and similes. its just not cool.
Bring back REAL hip-hop. legends such as pac and biggie are dead and Eminem, Jay-Z, Kanye, Dr. Dre are getting old so they’re time is comin to an end unfortunately. These youngstaz suck! Stop listening to this garbage ppl!!!!
FYI…i was being sarcastic in the first sentence in this post (yall mufffukaz prolly thought i was on crack, n the gay money fans prolly got excited for a sec hahaha)
I wish to lord Zeus that you would record yourself talkin this interview and post it.
Brilliant.
I can’t. I just can’t. Your review was hilarious, as always Ghost. But I can’t with this wigga Aubrey. I was thinking, “Maybe I’ll get ‘Take Care’. Give it a shot.” Nah, that one line, “I wonder if the greats would have survived this era.” Wigga, you only made it cause you be preying on weak bitches through your songs, you ain’t slick, like we don’t see through that bullshit. “Best I Ever Had?” Fuck outta here with that bullshit b, I recognized that shit what it was when it came out, even used it on a chick myself cause I wanted to keep fuckin her for a couple of weeks. But now you a mob boss now? Get off that fucking angel dust yo. Fuckin Abs must be outta his fuckin mind. He soft like Charmin’s teddy bear. He the type of wigga that’ll pull some Marvin’s Room shit in real life, then run for help when the dude fuck him up. I swear, this boy scout lookin victim is as soft as they come, and he got MAD heads fooled into thinkin he nice.
Soft niggas ruining this shit making mase look like kool g rap or something. but it’s not drake’s fault really, it’s his bitch ass fans, them nail salon niggas talking bout top 5 of all time and shit.
and it’s not about being gangsta or nothing. look a mos def and talib kweli and jean grae. they’re not on some kool g rap giancana shit, but no one says they’re soft and cry-themselves-to-sleep type of dudes. not even corny rappers like vanilla ice are this fucking wack. all you niggas defending dude are the starbucks sort of niggas, the bluetooth earpiece niggas.
if this nigga wanna be so some care bear shit, go for it, but don’t go trying to be something you not. estrogen niggas are also people. he just lucky he’s in this era though. motherfucker woulda gotten his self esteem crushed back then. even the lightweight niggas woulda rhyme circles around dude. shit seems like the wild west now with all these spa motherfuckers running around singing about wanna be famous and shit. fuck outta here. that’s thing, though, niggas used to be hungry, hone they skills and shit. rappers just wanna be celebrities now.
I couldn’t understand ur review use proper grammer if ur trying to write an article about ur opinion on someone and stop saying n%^&$a so much it gets annoying
was this nigga sippin lean when he typed this shit? “ayoo b ima tell u somethin b” u should go back to 5th grade b because you dont know how to for a complete sentence b. I dont even like Drake but this album is hot im not about to front and theres a reason why this nigga hides behind a computer and types that shit i bet he wouldnt have the balls to say to Drakes face
LOL, hating MAD hard. You and your “dun fuks wit it” are irrelevant because people appreciate Drake as he is. Please fix your grammar and spelling before you start criticizing. Come correct or don’t come at all.
OH SHIT B! i saw the marvins room poster and i’m like “great job photoshopping that shit… i wonder what movie that’s from…. hol’ up… why are there so many different versions of this?…” you aint even have to photoshop that shit to prove that nigga bitchmade.
Im not gon say this nigga album is wack but this niggas Drake shit isnt for me. I didn’t even read Ghostface’s review about the Album. But my personally review of this nigga shit is weak. I know alot of women is gonna like his shit tho.
Now let me read this review and see what Ghost said. If i didnt like it(i thought Wale shit was hot and Ghost thought it was average)I know ghost aint feeling Drake shit.
One more thing the pic with Pac and Big together then its Nas and Jayz together then its J-Cole and Drake together. That pic was funny ass hell. Got me dying over here. Still didnt read it yet and im already laughing.
Now i jus finished reading this shit and i didnt think this one was as funny as the rest. Reason why is because this shit is fucking sad. I grew up in the 90s era and i enjoyed the early 2000s when niggas made real hard music. Niggas making albums called Im Gay and shit now.
I thought drake first album was decent. Minus all the singing shit. He had some hard shit on there. This Album here is weak as fuck. I said that already. But after reading this blog i realize even more how bitch made this shit is. And the corny shit nigga say i can’t believe this nigga is a not a girl. Yo Drake dont even believe most of the shit he be talking bout.
I am in no way a Drake fan, and this is coming from a black woman in South Africa. Ghostface Killah is the epitome of Hip Hop/Rap.
The ‘kitten whisperer’ can go drink some milk for all i care, let the real niggas sip on some Hennesy.
“Drade is the realest out there”…I’ve officially lost faith in all of humanity. I’m done.
I appreciate Drake…for what he is, but I appreciate Big Ghost way more. Ghost is totally relevant. His work has made my life measurably better since I found it while Drake’s has not. Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine and all that…and this is one of the only things that cracks me up.
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS BULLSHIT GET A WHOLE 1 ZEUS CLAP?!?! BigGhost explain yourself! I hope that Aubrey’s legions of lobotomized vagina whisperers have not finally gotten to you. This album is a solid .5 Zeus slaps and no higher, bruh. I didn’t think it was possible to make an album worse than C4 but trust YMCB4 to engineer sum absolute. 100% uncut raw bullshit. WTF happened to Jimmy?? This shit was straight doodoo, my nigga. Maybe his shit is strictly for broads now and I never got the memo.
What’s worse the people riding Drake’s dick or the people riding Ghosts dick? Real talk I like some of Drake’s music but I’m not going to take a bullet for the nigga. Anyways none of you bitch haters are going to make his money or do what he has done so fuck all of yall. OVOXO
for you to ake you time to write al this about drake. You must really deep down inside fuck wit him, and you just cover it up with hate….
all that was missing on this album was a hook from Brandy’s brother…Aubs ain’t making Hip-Hop, Aubs is making Flip-Flop
LMFAO… Hell yeah this shit goes hard… I LOVE THIS REVIEW!!! I WAS LAUGH TOO DAMN HARD!!! And as I was reading the comments I had to LAUGH even HARDER!!!
All the Drake fans getting so touched & so defensive as if Drake is their FAM or BFF or something… I have to agree with GHOST on this one… This shit (Album) IS NOT HIP-HOP!!!! It’s sad… I don’t listen to the radio stations or watch “Top 10” hip-hop videos…. BECAUSE it’s GARBAGE!!! Now days this so called “hip-hop” is so damn SOFT or LAME it’s sickening & I’m a FEMALE & this shit starts hurting my ears!!! & A LOT of it is just the SAME repetitive shit… “I got this, I got that… Look at my BLING… I got SWAG… She broke my heart… BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT” It’s disappointing when the whole album sound the same!!!
& HONESTLY MOST OF THEM ONLY HAVE 1 OR 2 TRACKS WORTH 3MINS OF MY LIFE… =D
REAL HIP-HOP was about all that nonsense!!! It was REAL LIFE experiences… The STRUGGLE… Telling a STORY, an INTERESTING STORY(Not about shit you don’t really have or about some random hoe you was with or want to be with)… HAVING something ILL to say… That was WORTH listening to…
But I guess Upper Class have their STRUGGLES too… LMFAO… So they had to take “HIP-HOP” & turn it into fucking PEACHES & CREAM… Damn… LMFAO…
ANYWAYS…
THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT I NEEDED THAT… =D
PEACE… 1ONE
Drizzy 25 sittin on 25 mill u punk bitch haterz..this nigga ghost is a fukin joke just like his blogs
Ghost seriously has no reason to hate on this guy… he just likes it for the publicity. Obviously if you hate on the best doing it right now (that is commercially and musically) obviously you’re going to get attention. He hates on the dude’s emotion and posts Drake’s bars like they’re wack when really he’s spitting about his feelings and not being fake. Ghost hates on him being “soft” or whatever, would you rather him be hard and talk about drugs like every other ghetto ass rapper that is just trying to sell records. Drake actually uses his thoughts and pours out who he is in his music, and if you can’t respect that, then go listen to Lil B. Like I said, if you hate on the best, you’re going to get attention and that’s exactly what hes trying to do.
I don’t know what’s worse: realising people listen to this garbled pathetic nonsense, or that that a shockingly large number of ‘hip hop fans’ have never heard a Ghostface skit.
Don’t get me wrong Drake is a fluffy ass nigga, but Big Ghost needs to get off the haterade. I mean within the past few months I’ve read heaps of shit bout how soft that nigga drizzy is, and yeah when it first started it was fuckn funny now its just plain ass boring, annoying and has me confused why Big Ghost is still fucking with Drake.
Anyways I would be more interested if Big Ghost kept us updated on the dope shit that was poppin up in hip-hop like his recent post bout Freddy Gibbs and ASAP rocky them joint were hot b.
How many people are smoking how much fucking opium to think that this is a good album? This album is MEDIOCRE at best. Considering Drake’s amount of experience, he should be ashamed. I really wonder, how many tracks made the album and how many were on the cutting room floor? Oh, and to the guy that said Drake raps about real shit: Drake is the softest, most fake nigga in the game right now, including that “I’m Gay” nigga.
on point review..LMAO
What confuses me is this:
Why are people who complain about Big Ghostfase’s material and topics still-
*Consciously going to his website.
*Scrolling down and reading his posts in detail.
*Finding enough time to post their opinions of said site, opinions which aren’t going to change anything about what Ghost does.
???
To be more concise…
W.U.S.H.?
Lol…..I actually enjoyed the Thank Me Later album….and his previous mixtapes….nevertheless, the review was funny. Now the key here is not to take the blogger’s comments to heart and carrying your emotions on your sleeve. That’s called “Attachment”. He’s poked fun at several artists over the past few months….why get so emotional? Either you laugh at the Take Care review…or you dont. The writer BigGhost knows Drake’s lane as far as topics are concerned….he just likes to amuse us..”us” being the audiene… geez. Just me clarifying all of this is embarrassing and tedious as well.
Peace.
anyone who is getting mad and trying to defend drake here, is honestly and idiot with no sense of humor. idc if you are a drake fan this shit is funny. but either way Big Ghost was honestly being real as hell. it might have been extreme or whatever but that’s what needs to be done for people to open their eyes to this. Let’s be honest here, he exposed Drake for what he is and what he is doing to hip hop…
DIS SHIT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
What the FUCK is this? You my nigga, sound like a true hata son. Real talk. Its like you got a grudge against drake. Drake is the MUTHA FUCKIN MAN right now son. you gotta get ya facts straight, actin like you know what fuckin points he tryna make. Fuck this shit. Drake gon just keep doin his thing – MAKING MONEY.
that soft shit with cream filling, yup drake even has his own line of cupcakes…
http://www.hostessbrands.com/Brands/Drakes.aspx
You gone see alot of Stans trying to defend Drake man but I agreed with you that the album (as a rap album) sucks thousands of donkey balls. And I especially hated “Practice” too.
I still like Drake’s older shit though. “So Far Gone” was pretty good. But afterwards he started to fall off real talk. And its not because dude is soft. You don’t have to be gangsta to make good hip-hop. But this goes back to the 50 and Ja beef. Don’t have a label called murda inc. if all you gone do is rap about love and women. lol. Basically, Drake say he the coldest rapper and king of this hip-hop shit but MAJORITY of the time, this nigga singing. Thats what I believe Ghost is trying to point out.
Seriously though…The album is pretty bad. The beats are bland with the exception of “Lord Knows” And “Proud of You” (that just my opinion) And the verses just…they just aren’t his best. He took half of “Back that ass up” and sung it. WTF? Like I said, I like Drake. Dude can rap but he so mainstream right now, he kinda lost his way.
1) review was funny as all hell. i been waiting for this album to drop, and i will NEVER actually listen to it.
2) to the dozen different idiots who call out BG’s diction while making grammar and spelling errors of their own: look up this word – NON-STANDARD. y’all playin’ y’all selves. BG don’t make spelling mistakes, he writes how GFK talks. get a clue fucktards. listen to some Wu to get the proper context or insight or whatever.
3) “Drake makes bank” WTF do i care?? he paying you hoes to defend his fragile ass on the internet?? clowns. straight up.
support your own ass and don’t talk about other peoples finances. that’s the definition of bein’ a HO
PS- big shouts to all the Drake fans with a sense of humor. y’all get it. y’all will eventually outgrow this shit though
PSS- any other household uses for this album? like for cleaning shit? i put one in my toilet tank and it made my bathroom fresher than a muthafucka
..is it just me, or does this ovoxo sound like some kind of feminine hygiene product?
the review destroys drake but it says what drakes real fans wont say and thats he does sing about soft shit this is what zeus is saying but if you dont like drake then none of his songs are for you because you hate when he raps and u hate when he sings then what u doing listening to him? real talk if you ever cared about a woman more then a one night stand then you understand what drake is saying. you cant fuck em and leave em all the time eventually u fall in love…maybe im wrong maybe G’s never fall in love
And after this long ass book I’m still coppin Drake’s album………..It’s damn near 2012 and hating still exists…smdh
how the fuck is Ambition a flop? shit went to number fuckin one!
yo im a drake fan but I CANNOT DENYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY how amazing this blog post is LMAO LMAO like i almost peed myself LMAO LMAO LMAO! i love it!
ayo
bgf is a white boy!!! he blockin my comments and shit tryna call him out
I’ve read Big Ghosts review. And to be blunt, Big Ghost is just looking for laughs. He’s a nerd who still lives in his mothers house hating on every rapper just to get comments. He creams his pants at every comment he gets because it excites him. He scours Google for images to go with his snarky comments. He knows he has a small fanbase although it may seem big by the amount of comments he gets but 200+ comments to 1 billion+ internet users is a drop of water in the lake. I’d like to see Big Ghost put out a hip-hop album thats any better than the artists he’s reviewing. I know he’s trying to be entertaining and funny but i would think he’s a failed comedian fishing for attention and doesn’t know anything about hiphop (just read his reviews, he has NO KNOWLEDGE about 16 bars). Shit, I’m sure this NEGATIVE COMMENT about you is going to make you blow your load, too. Keep it up, “Big Ghost” because when it comes to reviews, thats all you are.
And dickhead, making my comments “VISIBLE AFTER APPROVAL” shows u a pussy.
I’m dying of laughter
couldnt have said it better myself
I am shocked at all the Drake fans in here! Damn…apparently the word on this blog is out! Congratulations BigGhostfase!
YEAH, STOP WRITING REVIEWS. DO ME A FAVOR GO WRITE GO BECOME SONG WRITER OF THE YEAR THEN TALK SHIT. BECAUSE THIS WHOLE BLOG IS WACK. SECONDLY, UR HATING ON SOMEONE THAT GETS MORE MONEY IN A WEEK THEN URLL GET IN UR WHOLE LIFE.
I’m still waiting on Drake to actually rap like he cares instead of putting together all this teletubbie, my-girl-shitted-on-me-now-i-need-to-cry-myself-to-sleep bullshit.
Lmao I’m dying at these little Drake stans thinking that Big Ghost gives enough of a fuck to hide their bitch ass comments before they’re published lol! All this whining shit scared that the fuckin book they wrote won’t get added to the comments lmao. You dumb little mafuckas sound like some serious hoes. Half of you clearly didn’t understand one reference that he made in this review. Because you mafuckas are RETARDS.
I admire you for even publishing these comments by these morons, Big Ghost. They might not get the joke or understand the incredibly intelligent dialog occurring beneath the supposed hate and the humor, but there are a lot of us that do, and we appreciate this blog for a lot more than just the slander and the jokes. This is some incredible shit bro! Keep up the awesome work!
lmfaooooooo u merked this nigga drake cant front i like hyfr,ugk, and well…i dont member the whole name but u right g my son got soft i was listening 2 still fly this nigga said “thats me singing its some new shit im trying” my son is softer then melted ice cream n his boss is 30 years old tryna run around in zebra prints and a skateboard ymcmb plz go back 2 being cash money i liked it better wen ya was jus gangstas
ayo, lemme speak on something.. drake & his kind come n go. he sayin the same shit said before by a thousand others. he got a little style, but that shit is fading fast as he gets more n more gassed in the head. i seen it all before. he hot right now so yeah y’all ready to take a bullet for his flamboyant flabby ass. good for y’all. and and and to the drans on here yellin “yo son be clockin dollars” ..man, get your own money, stop stressin the next man’s bank account. that ain’t the issue here so don’t change the subject, jerky. BG’s commentary is over y’all heads. we need fools like these YM d!ckheads to be put on blast, and right now nobody doin it better. consider it a public service
To the Author of this blog:
Could you put a disclaimer on the front page acknowledging that you are not the real Ghost Face?
The regulars here are aware of this but it’s painful and tiresome seeing these dense fucks bringing up the real GF’s record sales as if it’s some indicator of rap ability.
Also…
Criticism =/= Hate
Being masculine =/= Being gangster
This Blog = Satire
You 90’s kids man…
DRAKE SUCKS. FACE IT.
ovoxo is the furthest thing possible from a gang. it’s a bunch of clowns who ain’t about shit talking shit about shit nobody gives a shit about. shit is mad stupid.
a gang.. i mean come on, man
How have I only just discovered this!? Best thing I’ve read all week!
Well? Whoever you are, whoever wrote this.
You’re fucking hilarious.
I didn’t feel like reading at first because it’s long as fuck and I’m lazy, but I’m glad I did.
I usually like Drake’s music, even though I’m not like a hardcore dickrider for him or whatever, but I gotta say, this definitely made my day.
Which is kind of sad.
Exaggerated, but he does write some cheesy shit lol.
great review ghost
the comments are just as good as the blog, what a great site
LOL @ the Drake fans. They stopped watching Lifetime to come get mad at this review.
Bet this ghost faggot is on welfare tho…fuckin loser hahahahaha
Wats good b
This Killa right here b…first off lemme gvie a shoutout to the god b aka young knuckles aka slap puppies.
Nahmean I was over here chillin wit Vado and Hell Rell aka young predator and we was listenin to this take care shit b
I’m listenin to this shit like b this nigga drake really be serious on this shit b. Like this nigga gotta be trollin us nahmean b. Like it’s no way a nigga can hate hetersexualness this much b. This nigga Drake aka rainbow majesty aka tickle me elmo got niggas fucked up b. This nigga making 1000 thread count music b…that mean niggas shit soft b. Nigga making 5 ply toilet paper music b. B like this shit sound like he watched Sex in the City while writing half this shit b. But anyway the God aka Flame Hands aka slapmeaner gave this shit a honest review nahmean b.
But aye come fuck wit killa over on tumblr
http://lemmegetaextrawaterb.tumblr.com
This was hilarious review, real talk big ghost you do really mimic Ghostface’s mannerisms in how he talks and shit. You really got way with words and (obviously) humor.
For me personally i loved this album, when I listen to drake I know I am getting mostly love/breakup/girl songs but im cool with that, he is really good at creating a chilling atmosphere. I think marvin’s room is probably my favourite, its funny because when i read either the pitchfork or Time review for the album they were talking about how he influenced by the Marvin Gaye album “Here, My Dear” and recorded Marvin’s room in the same recording studio. Like how the whole drunk dial takes place after not getting anything from the club.
I do see why Ghost and many others would hate the album but i just fuck with it musically and see it as a more mature and grandiose version of So Far Gone. Again I don’t see Drake as a Talib Kweli, Ras Kass, ATCQ, Wu Tang, or other artists i enjoy but i still fuck with his music a lot.
Ghost face, your review is 100 percent accurate, like on some robin hood shit. you tore that nigga drake a new one, but you can you gimme a nickname like thor molecules ?
Real talk son? Drake gets more bitches, hotter bitches, badder bitches than you. Drake gets bigger money, faster money, flashier money than you. Drake > You. Call him a bitch. Call him whatever you want. Just don’t be jealous cuzin
Its true ( comin from a girl ) bitches that love drake r feinin ass cucumber masturbatin bitches that like niggas who rap like a pussy, come on girls…u wanna nigga thats gonna b a man or a nigga that is gonna make the sound track to twillight/drivin ms daisy shit??
Are you people seriously mad?? Please stop it.
Wale- Garbage
J. Cole- Garbage
Wiz- Garbage
Big Sean- Garbage
Wayne- Garbage
Drake- I like Drake a lot…. Sorry, still Garbage.
This is just a terrible year for rap and I thought all theses new dudes were really gonna do something too. The only good album this year was Em & Royce. Learn about real hiphop please. I pray Ross’ album is good, but, I’m almost out of faith. Drakes album was a R&B flop, real talk.
“youre the “bitchmade nigga” you down south piece of hood shit.” GOD, what aspect of this blog is the funniest?
BullyBeef says..
Lets start a REVOLT called OCCUPY HIP HOP. This 1% of wack shit is killing the game. Well now that I think about it … there is more than 1% but fuck it. I AM PROTESTING. MIGHT EVEN START A PETITION.
I am filing Take Care with Last Train to Paris and Black Eyed Peas Albums.
remarkably accurate review. totally agree. maybe could have used something like “softer than boiled chef-boyardee raviolis” but otherwise i think it summed up the album pretty well
Not to mention dude is bitin off the back of gza’s liquid swords album. mixin his track list with a story.
This shit is stupid. Drake goes hard for sure. Yall niggas is wack to be dissin him like that. Funny that the man you’re saying sucks has success and your stupid as blog has nothing but a bunch of dumbasses commenting on it huh?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luqozwcql51r6axqqo1_r4_500.jpg
just wondering, who is the last guy in the string of pics under the “lord knows” review section? he’s wearing a hat, under a pic of drake.
That dude in the hat is Kendrick Lamar. That’s the dude Big Ghost said Drake is trying to keep under his wing so that he won’t be competition later—btw that shit made total sense to me afterwards homey. Once again, though–DOPE review. I laughed my ass off Zeus Hands LMAOOO!
KENDRICK LAMAR! That nigga a beast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8n29d4_gVQ&feature=related
Yo Ghost… Only one thing to say about this whole article… why do you keep forgetting that Big Boi dropped Sir Lucious Left Foot in 2010?? Did you not hear the album or some shit? did you forget it was dope? cuz i don’t see any other explanation to that
Beige? & Rapist? summed up perfectly.
Much respect. On the right side of an opinion not the wrong.
I listened to the album one time and basically forget about everything except for Headlines, Lord Knows, and Practice (only b/c its a Back That Azz Up Cover). Now whenever I try to listen to anything on the album all I can think of is “hear nigga hold my purse music”.
LOL
just saying. if you can’t relate to Drake’s music, chances are you are an asshole chauvinist pig who never commits to a serious relationship, has no idea what love is, and just like girls for sex. deny it if you want, but drake has more heart gut and balls than any of you will ever have by showing that he’s not afraid to speak how he really feels. as opposed to all you pussies, “oh, wahhh, oh nooo, i listen to drake because i can relate (or not if you’re a heartless selfish dick which most guys are these days), boo hoo, i need swag and good reputation, uhhh, if my niggaz hear me listening to this they’ll call me a pussy.” fuck that shit b, i’d rather be real with myself before i try to be fake towards others, it’s called integrity. If you’re friends think you’re a pussy for being real with your feelings and honest with yourself, you need some new fucking friends. That’s what art is about, dumbasses, you get to express yourself and the best music isn’t “oh yeah girl, drop it low” or “puff puff passssss”, it’s the true pathos and honesty and conveyance of honest and cathartic emotion, whether that be anger, love, joy, hate, whatever. But then again, you all might be heartless fucks, or just musically-uneducated dumbasses, i don’t know.
LMAO this is so funny. You’re gay if you sign off your comments, or ANYTHING in life on that note with ‘OVOXO.’ Sorry fuckers, you ain’t a part of it no matter how much you write it. Fuck you all, but more importantly TAKE CARE. OVOXOIMAFUCKINGQUEER
thank you for this
“dURRR Drake better den u cuz he make moar money den u”
Defending millionaires on the net. Stay classy fan girls/boys.
Drake and all males over the age of 13 who support Drake and this album are hereby ordered to surrender their Y chromosomes and manparts to the U.S. government. Immediately.
Anotha classic, Ghost. Goes without sayin, but disregard the hate comin from the little girls and man-b****es in these comments. You keep the real n****s in stitches every time you drop a review, and we are, after all, Hip Hop’s real (core) audience. After rap’s Pop phase dies out and the “in-crowd” moves onto something else, we’ll be the ones still supporting it. And Big Ghost, you’ll always have a job doin your thing. Keep up the good work. Infinite quotables.
If the review made you feel some kinda way? Like the 28th day of your cycle? Drink a tall glass of bleach. Kill yaself. This review aint for you, just like Drake’s music aint for real n****s. PERIOD.
Blog about the Luda track where he takes a bite outta Aubrey and Medium Sean Ghost http://allhiphop.com/2011/11/16/hip-hop-rumors-ludacris-sons-big-sean-and-subsequently-drake/
^totally agreed. btw ghost how u feel about childish gambinos new album camp
wow , really you need to shut the fuck up and listen to greatness . HATER like man im prolly sure drake has a billion bitchs on his dick im pretty sure aint no room for u .Real Niggas dont use Namsaying WTF , quit it bro
Hey Ghost… how does it feel to know that almost every magazine and music critic in the industry gave Take Care 4 stars or higher you dumb fuck? obviously its a parody so he takes it over the top, but he always goes WAY harder on Drake. You can tell he actually genuinely dislies Drake. its not just me having no sense of humor. I honestly thought some of the pics n shit were hysterical lol.. but in terms of reviewing an album? this album was absolutely INCREDIBLE. if you say differently your 40 year old lays potato chip eatin fat fuck who claims to be “real hip hop” and gets no pussy. but why dont you read “the mind of a drake hater”… an article that Joe Budden tweeted… he a real enough emcee for you?
http://popularstrangersradio.com/the-mind-of-a-drake-hater/
LOL some people take hip-hop waaaay too seriously.
This is satire. Y’all need to chill the fuck out. You really think it’s the real Ghostface sitting there hating on a dude like that? Like he even has the time.
I love the album but this still made me lol
Sum uv u got no brainz. u mad? itz obfious u neva spit ne baez in yo life. evry word drake evr raped is the truth u hayers. fucwouthere
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH. ROTFLMAO This is some ill shit.
“Sum uv u got no brainz. u mad? itz obfious u neva spit ne baez in yo life. evry word drake evr raped is the truth u hayers. fucwouthere”
..well put. typical Drake stan / Flake fan / Faker of the funk. Aubrey Flake Flame aka Flizzy. ovoxo is just some marketing gimmick to sell t-shirts. n y’all eat that shit up
shit ain’t even about no macho pissing contest. this is about music man, not some bloody street brawl. peep some shit like Mos Def or the Roots, Jeru, etc. if you about lyrics that ain’t all 24-7 thug.
and another thing – hip hop ain’t gotta be brand new to be hot. stop treating rap like it’s disposable or got some kind of expiration date. that shit is weak like Flizzy’s gang affiliations fam.
“how does it feel to know that almost every magazine and music critic in the industry gave Take Care 4 stars or higher you dumb fuck? ….this album was absolutely INCREDIBLE. if you say differently your 40 year old lays potato chip eatin fat fuck who claims to be “real hip hop” and gets no pussy.”
..see that right there, you don’t get it man. you’re too sensitive. don’t get angry. music is totally subjective. everybody has a right to their own opinion. my opinion is not giving a hot steaming fuck about what some 25 year old pringle-eating music critic says. that’s why i form my opinions on my own. you gonna let a critic decide for you? them bitches is PAID to say this shit is hot. hot fucking garbage is what it is, IMHO.
personally, i don’t even hate Drake. i don’t care enough about him to love or hate him, or to even listen to his jams. i’m glad he drops albums that inspire BG nahmean to write these hilarious reviews, and for y’all drans to trip over y’all selves defending his honor. this is fun shit for me to read while i’m bored at work. keep it up though…all y’all
hot dang..this country nigga cuffs is on some shit. he comparing Drake to Tupac n tryna call Makaveli out on his role in Digital Underground. this ovoxo flag-waver is complaining about Drake-hate while boiling with rage his own damn self. “Drake haters get no pussy” is a common theme. playa, how bout getting pussy is just a regular thing, n don’t make such a big deal about it? you ain’t nobody special for knockin boots. it’s just a normal habit. get it n move on with your life, b.
WOW, this fool is pissy drunk off drake lotion:
“[some drake song] is the greatest audio recording in American history.”
i can’t even continue. i’m nauseous. you happy now cuffs?? you literally makin people sick with your delusional nonsense. my man you a real asshole
these young money niggas actin real funny. yo if your occupation is rappin, shouldn’t you at least sit down and listen to the heads who came before you? i mean they makin declarations about shit n showin the world they aint done they homework. forreal there should be a rapper test you gotta pass to get in the game. might slow these little niggas down a mite. walk, crawl, run.. not crawl, claim GOAT title. niggas is gettin way too gassed in the head on some hollywood shit disrespecting the pioneers n shit. niggas is idiots, b
I’m not hatin either but i can honestly say i NEVER not nan never liked Drake’s music. It’s so fakely packaged it reeks of cellophane. I literally was cramping up from laughing so hard. Ghost needs to be on Saturday Night Live or just his own show. Seriously. Thanks for taking the time to drown your ears in shitty shit to let us know how shitty this album or any album Drake makes.
Get a life! & stop hating because you’re not his position. Jealousy is a female emotion. Get the fuck back and sit the fuck down. Dumb ass. I bet you wouldn’t reveal your true identity and say this shit to his face. Pussy!
oh and to you fools commenting back at Big Ghost like hes Ghostface are fuckin stupid ….. this is a blog you ninny witted dumb ass. go beat off to Nicktoon episodes with Drake ….Clowns
Mr. Ghost,
Please go back to elementary school and learn how to write clearly. I had a headache after reading two sentences of your gibberish. Don’t expect to be taken seriously until you write seriously.
Never read anything so real and fucking hilarious!
YOU LEGEND!
You check this remix of Jay-Z & Beanie Sigel btw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vi1BkYaxNY&feature=channel_video_title
“But whenever the citizens of Los Hopeless get tired of lettin niggas slip singles down the crack of they asses they jus flash that muthafuckin vagina spotlight up on the clouds n wait for this nigga to slide down a rainbow witta cape on his back n a tote bag full of sweaters he jus finished crocheting to come save they asses son” …… LMAO … legendary!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh5o6fbYL5QyeXncaI
I think you’ll like this ghost. Luda lays down the law
first off, do u ppl even know who ghostface killah of wu tang clan is?? have u ever heard him rap & the things he says?? well this blog is a parody of ghostface killah and what OUR generation thinks of this rooty poo hip hop that floods the airwaves. true we had young mc, tone locs, mc brains, & others but CANDY ASS rappers never ran hip hop like they do today. i happen to love take care but if u cant get the comedic intent of this blog u shouldn’t come. it just proves u know NOTHING about the culture of hip hop and what its about, in short u sound stupid .. go back 2 perezhilton.com
I reading this (again) as I listened to the album for the first time. Took a little intermission at the original “Crew Love” song and can’t bring myself to listen to the rest of this album. Talk about extreme contrasts…
Actually, reading this review while listening to this is fucking hilarious. Thanks for the running commentary my dude
@Joseph : I am so glad you commented. You are fucking comedy. I laughed almost as hard at you as I did the review.
You really put a lot of thought into who BigGhost might be and how he lives and shit cos he spoke satirical truth about His Vaginal Softness, Aubrey ‘The Kitten Whisperer Wheelchair? For real? When you aren’t stalking the Aubster, you gonna be stalking BG too now? Don’t live your life through an entertainer, bruh. And if you choose to, you really gonna choose to do so through some dude softer than baby thighs?? Good luck to you, bruh.
I have never read reviews from this guy before, but some how he was able to mix up opinion and fact, but good job on the spelling and grammar.
Drake is the type of cat to go to the strip club, fold a crisp 100 dollar bill, hand it to a stripper and let her know ” u don’t have to do this”. He makes “here homie, hold my purse” music !
Holy shit, that pap smear line at the end sealed it for me. This might be the greatest thing ever written on the internet
Man what are you doing calling drake out when you have seen dirty dancing? and not only that you knew the exact seen to reference after you listened to that line. Sounds to me like you have some confusing feelings for the guy and are unleashing them in anger. I mean really, think about it. For a guy you “can’t stand” you just listened to the whole album, and spent what i’m sure is hours searching the webs for embarassing pictures. Look in the mirror bro.
drake is a pussy thanks for confirming this
The it thing for people to do now is to try to be something they aren’t. This nigga Aubrey is the king of that shit. He gay. Imma straight female and the nigga is GAY, even i can see that shit. He ain’t never lived that life, was never about that shit, now he is? How did you get this way aubrey? He reminds me of a twinkie with extra cream filling with his yellow ass. I can’t fuck with him cuz niggas always tryna be something they aren’t thats why alot of them end up dead, he would probably want that to get more sales or to have people look at him like a fallen soldier or some shit. I don’t fuck with his music cause that shit is just some commercial ass puppy dog bullshit and he wack. Just a wack ass rich white kid from the burbs spittin shit to make him look cool until his ass gets caught up in his lies. Him and Justin Beiber should date. I don’t even know why we keep letting these damn Canadians in
Ghost like serious who are you? you wish you had half the talent ddrake had. get your game up cause your not even relevant. you havent even had 1 album that has sold as much as 1 of drakes songs! Its sad to see another man hating on another man cause he doing what he wish you could do but dont have the skill, talent or the heart to do! Ghost aka FREAKING LOSER!!
You have some good ideas and thoughts. Learn English and how to wrtie and people will be able to sift through the bullshit and actually read your column without getting a headache. The first paragraph was a complete waste of my life.
anybody who doesn’t like this column by GHOST is either white or a female…
I’m a female and I agree with everything you said about this album. I don’t mind a dude expressing emotions but damn though.
HOWEVER the same jokes are gettin kinda stale. Yeah they all apply but if you’re gonna go this hard at Drake as often as you do, you gotta come correct each time, otherwise you’re just playing yourself.
The review for Practice is so jokes. Had me laughing for a minute.
Hahahahahaha! Legend!!!!
I declare this the best blog in all of the internets.
This is the coldest shit, I’ve ever read my whole life! Went hard on a emo rapper!
I guess Drake has to be a cartoon rapper that follows every fake-hard rap cliche to make Bigghost happy. Drake’s realer than almost any other rapper out there. He can rap with the best of em, and his raps aren’t fake or put on. The rappers that don’t show real emotion in their raps are a bunch of fakers and jokers. Anyone can pretend they’re hard. It takes a real man to show his soft side while maintaining what it means to be a man. Drake can do that, and Bigghost obviously can’t.
Okay, obviously the writer of this is uneducated and deaf. I can’t take you seriously or respect your opinion with you not spelling things correctly and trying to make jabs at Drake and failing miserably. What you say isn’t even funny, I can’t even give you that. Please stop disrespecting when your ass is writing a damn novel on how Drake is “mainstream” yet you’re saying Kayne is timeless…shaking my DAMN head.
you’re a cunt.
“So thats the whole album son…or what Im gon refer to as that cascading waterfall of invisible dicks that sons fans call his music. “
Hahahhahahahahhahaha Thanks from Amsterdam Ghost!!
hahahahhahaha, not sure how familiar you are with the “forever alone” guy, but BAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAH! http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzh9xq7BN1qd1eiyo1_500.jpg
this nigga ghost is fuckin lame!!!
all he does is bitch…niggga go and find a real job instead of sitting behind your fucken computer screen bitch ass fool! “drake has gone soft and is a bitch”…nigga suck a cock the only bitch i see is you.. take care has done great for its first week. so stfu haters OVOXO for life bitches! <3
I laughed ’til I couldn’t breathe.
(And a funeral should be held for that Just Blaze beat. What a waste of something truly spine tinglin’.)
son when i get up in the morning i’m all
“yo..what kind of cereal would Drake be eating right now, fam??”
“yeah he be gettin deep ina bowl of fruity pebbles…yeah that’s gangsta i’ma roll wit that nahmsayn.”
..n then i’m like wonderin yo what Drake would be doin like, right after breakfast. hhmmmmm….
Нихуево так Дрейк пердак рецензенту разорвал.
This is hilarious.
But worst review ever.
Wow…. My nigga hate Drake so much fhat he took who knows how much time outta his life to listen to then write a whole hatin breakdown of the album??? Sounds like a hater to me. I mean if I don’t like an album I just don’t listen to it, don’t dedicate my life to dissin it, then these other Dick ridin niggas all listen to the whole album even though they hate “soft ass” Drake? I’m confused……honestly I’m sure that enough people like this nigga enough that this long thought up and dragged out blog won’t hurt the nigga at all. Hell still make more money this year then yalls hatin asses will get close to ur whole lives……..don’t be so hurt cause all yalls goes is feeling Drake n lovin his album…….if you don’t like the shit,listen to something that you do…… #laughing at these hatin grown ass men
This comment will end the debate about the issues relating to Drake, so please read on!
-> Although the review is highly illiterate; it’s main points and ideas are concrete and definitely very valid; at times Drake’s music is so “soft” that you feel it’s been produced for women – but even then, you feel that the music undermines women because it creates stereotypical images about them that are definitely not true.
His music isn’t real rap – neither is it real hip hop or r&b, some of his lyrics are insane and the themes are too small and related – all about women, love, loneliness, etc, some of his lines are outrageous:
“girl don’t tempt me” and something about the “old Drake” -> Drake was incredibly ugly as a child (look at the photos); he’s giving a false image of who he used to be.
Further-more, his music isn’t motivating nor is it interesting. It’s mellow, relaxed, soft and just there. It’t not a bad thing – but listen to Nas – Made You Look, look at the verses on that song, and compare it to anything made by Drake, and you will start seeing rap or hip hop differently – it is embarrassing to defend Drake when you look at rappers like old-school rappers such as Biggie, Pac, Big L, Wu-Tang or just classic rappers who lived with the Biggie generation and are still producing now – Nas, Jay-Z, Sean Combs, etc.
As a man I feel embarrassed to listen to Drake.
this shit had me really LMAO….yo cocaine bisceps…keep doin the damn thang…keep it one hunnid!
honestly this is a horrible review. your trying to review on something YOU don’t like, and not to be stereotypical but by your diction and grammar i know you most likely listen to soulja boy and rick ross and other fake rappers, and using statistics drake is WAY better than rick ross. i dont want to go to much into this because my opinion is just pointless since we have diffrent types of views but i would have agreed with you at some points if you would be professional about your review instead of repetedly sayin son or nahmean wtf is that shit. then african americans complain about the stereotypes towards them SMFH !
let me school y’all little internet niggas one time aiight. it’s like this: the fact that son is all over TV, radio, n interwebz nahmean, means that:
a) he marketing his ass off, which ain’t necessarily a bad thing, but it leads to:
b) son is overexposed. it’s why he as famous n paid as he is right now, which also opens him up to be fairly criticized by the Big Homie of the Blog.
c) all this criticism is well deserved n nobody doin it better than BG. y’all hurt by this because it’s all truth n y’all can’t deny it.
if you ain’t familiar with GFK, then don’t talk about spelling or grammar. this shit is carefully engineered, & clearly over your head. if you don’t get it, go listen to the original Cuban Linx and you’ll not only get a clear picture of where BG is coming from, but also a lesson on what rap is supposed to sound like. ONE
“Looking at the comments this blogger is actually inciting hatred and homophobia. This site needs to be reported.
There’s no way he can get away with such behaviours. It’s borderline criminal. Show your face Mr Ghost.”
this dude is a certified bitchmade faggola to the highest degree. judging by the text, this guy has a black-belt in bitchassness… sounds like the kind of nerd you would beat up mercilessly back in high-school for his lunch money. ROFL
get the fuck outta here with that bullcrap!
this blog is downright very hurtful! join me in the fight against mean things being said by mean people. join TARD
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stand up to bullies like Big Ghost!
we <3 u Drakeee!!!
Listening to Take Care is the same as listening to a book on tape with some background music. If some of you fucks actually fool yourselves into believing that what drake is doing constitutes singing, I’ve got some prime beachfront property in wisconsin to sell you.
“I aint really got nothin against son like that yo. Aight lets go…”
“Ayo fuck this nigga b.”
fucking HELL!! hilariousness!!
from child actor to gangster rapper.
..still acting.
anybody know why Drizzayy’s eyes are like,
one’s here–> o’
………n the other one is like waaaaay …….the fuck…
……………….over…..
..there————————————–> ‘O
yo ghost, why u even say ur gonna review this “with an open mind”.. u know u only like gangsta rap, and u know drake isn’t gonna rap gangta.. and if he did, u would eat him up for rapping that way since hes not a gangsta, so u (and everybody) already knows its gonna be a bad review cuz we know u don’t like this kind of music, so the obvious question is, y do u even listen
Thanks for waking my game up, I can’t believe I been bumping this whack ass shit for the past couple years. It just goes unnoticed how whack it really is until someone with a higher perspective points that shit out for you . Thanks tho I just deleted all tha wale drake j cole big sean game outta my iTunes , god bless you big ghost you are a true leader and a revolutionary visionary
Jesus. To anyone who somehow found this review offensive, hurtful, ignorant or anything else along those lines, please note that IT’S A FUCKING PARODY!!!
For many of you, I think it’s a minor miracle that you’ve thus far managed to avoid tripping over some of life’s little challenges – choking on a pretzel, drowning in a wading pool, being hit by a train, being eaten by lions, etc. – for a period of time long enough to learn how to use a computer. If you’re one of those people, or even just suspect that you might be, please, please, please, I beg of you, don’t procreate.
OMG I can’t—Ok for real I actually liked more than a couple of these songs and I like Drake and all…..
but God this review is so true lmfaoooo
Can’t even stop laughing
the fact that this uneducated guy took time out of his day to write a review on every song shows how much of a life he has…”nah b drakes wack on some marshmellow shit lol” how old are you and where did you go to high school if you even went to high school…drakes nice and hes doing his thing hes an artist not a rapper. Just because hes not putting out hard rap music you think he is soft. He makes millions and has a strong fan base that consists of people who like music not just “ball so hard motherfuckas waana find me” “fish felay” wtf is that? Drake puts out MUSIC you uneducated ghetto ass bum.
all i gotta quote is this: Son…this shit jus makes me wanna hurt innocent creatures b. I might need to go punt my neighbor’s dog across the fuckin block jus to relieve my muthafuckin tension after listenin to this bullshit rite here again son. This shit was like havin herpes in my ears b.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
keep making these posts, bro, i can’t live without them!
U should do a review on JUSTIN BIEBER b.
I’ll just leave this here…
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j85/section912/309570_2504166357233_1045217480_32869042_1825128602_n.jpg
Whatever happened to that Blue Slide Park review? I’d love to see you rip into that wack faggot and his gay-ass, super bitch-made music made for over-privileged white kids who only smoke weed because it’s cool. You haven’t made a post in a minute so you might as well put that shit up.
Isn’t it amusing when an abundance of “Anonymous” people bicker back and forth…. Instead of signing in under an email moniker they go ahead and simply quote the other “Anonymous” individual to prevent confusion. Oh the hilarity. . . .
This shit too funny tho…the album nice.
This nigga ghost a straight up hater. Learn to appreciate what’s thrown at you and stop being so closed-minded, dumbass. On top of that, he writes like a dumbass too, making it really difficult for me to 1) even be willing to read about his opinion and 2) fully COMPREHEND his opinion. If you gonna be trashing another man’s work then how you gonna be talking like this lmfaoo. Oh man, Drake still got more money than you though… #swag.
Great revives …….
WHEN ARE YOU WORKING WITH TYLER SHIELDS AGAIN?
You guys are a gang of trolling ass niggers. Don’t get why niggers have to try and troll, when nobody gives a fuck what they say. And never will. Proven fact. So why don’t you hating ass niggers get the fuck out of here, and try to accomplish what Drake has accomplished. As for whoever this big ghost dude is, he’s a nigger too. Black people using words like ‘teh’ or ‘interwebz’ is wanna be ass troll. Ghost only hates Drake cause he’s 30x more famous than Ghost will ever be, and Drake fucks all the girls that Ghost jacks off to. I’m pretty sure there is 200 more Drake supporters on this page than haters.
Regards, OVOXO.
I love how everybody is using “hater” like its supposed to be some kinda insult to Ghost. Did it ever occur to you that a “hater” might have a reason to actually “hate” something?
For real though, it seems like you can’t separate the dudes from the women since everybody who has a problem is apparently on the rag. I don’t care about “hard” or “soft” or whatever. Fact of the matter is this; Drake’s music isn’t for dudes. Never has been, never will be. He’s singing on damn near every song and its always about a girl. I’m not saying a rapper can’t be emotional but pandering shamelessly to the fairer sex is kind of well, bitch made. If you’re going to rap, rap. If you’re going to sing ( which he obviously can’t do with out auto-tune ) then T-Pain it up but don’t think you can switch between the two and not suck at both.
Ghost said what we were all thinking so stop gettin’ your feelings hurt for a dude who doesn’t know you.
Anyone who posts comments on this great shit complaining that Big Ghost went too hard on Drake are fruit loops.
ayo nigga b,this nigga is like dumb as shit b,son just dont like tht shit cuz he dont get pussy namisayin b,nigga hating cuz he broke and couldnt save a hoe if he wanted to naimsayin nigga b,he a fuck boi ass hater b,naimsayin.
Yo Coke Biceps I’m diggin’ this review. I feel the same way about Ms. Aubrey on his album. But cat surprised me on Future’s Tony Montana Remix.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPt-zRB5trc
yo some of y’all need to chill with the “n***er” comments. you DO know your idol Flizzy aka sno-Flake is half black, right?? relax with the venomous hatred.
young’uns got no perspective, i swear. i really feel sorry for the 25 & under rap enthusiast right now.. they gotta really search hard for the quality music. the bullshit ain’t hard to find, though. it’s literally everywhere. Wu-Tang’s catalog is timeless. peep it if you ain’t already know. Flake’s music is timelessly WACK.
“Drake still got more money than you though… #swag.”
-says the shallow-ass hoe nigga (or b!tch), (who’s probably broke his/her own damn self).
This just re-affirms that I will never buy a Drake album…The comments, not the reviews. If Drake did any of this with real skill then there wouldn’t be so much hate for his music. What people are hating is the fact that so many mainstream media outlets are pushing this guy like he’s Jesus. It’s horrible, he’s as made up as N-Sync or the Backstreet Boys. The new Vanilla Ice.
roasted drake’s ass but i can still dig the album
Wow! There has been different types of music since the beginning of time. Hell, not even all rap has been the same, look at the different types, i.e. West Coast, East Coast, Gangsta,Underground; can you really hate on another man’s craft that bad?! I not a Drake fan, but my daughter listens to a lot of his music and if I don’t like it I simply turn to the next song or leave her to her own enjoyment. If you don’t like the music, just don’t listen to it, but to degrade the man such as this is just plain stupid. It called freedom of expression and as long as he isn’t harming anyone then let the man be! Shit at least he has a job, comments and blogs such as this only solidify him.
It never ceases to amaze me how many stans will come here read the blog and start defending the artists like they are on the pay roll or something. First off Drizzy didnt pay you a retainer to defend his moist ass, that goes of Lil B, Whiz, J Cole whomever Ghost desides to share his opinion about. If you dont like it stay the F@#k of his blog and stick to your artists fan websites Smh. This is ENTERTAINMENT and someone speaking their mind. Read enjoy and shut the F@#K up! This is the best comedy in years…shouts to Big Tone for keeping it all the way live on these Bird ass niggas! ONE
Stupid niggas nowadays need to know what the word “bias” means. Js. So because the album is “soft” that means its just garbage all around? Hop off the dick and really evaluate a piece b4 dissin.
Big Ghost, do you only review joints coming out of a Major? Phonte (Little Brother) has an album called “Charity Starts At Home” that I think you should review.
I hope u realize he probably will get more pussy in a day then u will in ur life..stop hating, ur obviously an illiterate jealous douche
Anybody supporting Drake is either bitch made or a female, thats it. Nobody listens to that pastry ass mothafucka. This low down bitch made nigga just said ‘They take the greats from the past n compare us…I wonder if theyd ever survive in this era’ are you fucking kidding me? Pac and Big are the only reason hip-hop got to the level it did and now its gonna die because of these self loving lotion in the ass homos. FUCK OUTTA HERE.
notice ghost forgot to quote the line drake wrote about him “i don’t make music for n*ggas who don’t get pussy, cuz those are the ones I count on to diss me or overlook me”. very funny stuff tho
This is really how far hating goes…
Nice.
I bet this guy doesn’t have Drizzy money.
Seems more like a drizzy hating fagg.
YMCMBOVO
That Just Blaze beat really was dope, had to look it up. Ross sucks too.
This isn’t really ghostfaces dumbasses. But it’s funny as hell and Ghost all day over drake 1 hundo. Drake is for females
hate,hate,hate,hate,hate,hate,hate.
lmao @ you dumb motherfuckers thinking this is really ghost.
go fuck urself ghost..
You should get paid for this
wackest mf alive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVnXwt9CwY4&feature=share
hilarious! I completely disagree and think Ghost sounds like the mad rapper, but F*N hilarious either way!
whoever said “GHOST U DA BANKSY OF BLOGGIN” is really insulting banksy. i literally laughed out loud.
admittedly, i thought a lot of what was written was pretty funny…when i could understand it.
Ur review was funny as shit lmao.. But I thought the album was real good. The instrumentals were crazy.. I wouldn’t neccesarily call it hip-hop, but its just music to chill to.. It may be soft but real.
-B. Parr
This joint had me WEAAKK LMAO… i haven’t laughed that hard in awhile, this just made my night smh
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Smh at this nigguh his shit is not that bad to tha point its like herpes in my ears I’m not saying all his songs are good but for tha kost part stop dissing on drake , just like someone dissing on you for talking shit . Haven’t heard of u there fore I doubt that people care what tha fuck u gotta say . On some rns ! (Jonathan , btw)
Ya boy Aubs just needs to take a real big nap son. the god destroyed this aloe vera ass homo.
Thank you so much! I had a rough day and that entry had me in tears… You are, in my opinion, the greatest blogger alive
My biggest problem with the album was how boring it was. He’s a kid, what does he have to rap about, honestly?
I cant breath, nor should i be reading this at work
I fuck wit Drake. Bought Take Care. But this was funny as hell.
Whether the man is soft or not in the end he’s fucked more girls than me. Savin’ hoes or not: He’s fucked more. Since thats what I’m tryin to do(fuck more girls) I can only respect the man. People gettin offended act like because they read this review somebody told them not to listen Drake’s music. Just cause somebody else doesn’t like it doesn’t mean it isn’t good. And this is obviously not the real Ghostface Killah lmao to the ppl that think it is.
I could not understand half the things I just read because of the HORRIBLE grammatical errors, learn English stupid. “A yo farreaal tho.”
That’s the point of the blog you moron, it’s satire
just wasted hella time reading this SMDH
yo this nigga drake is gay as fuck and be tryin brain wash every female on earth into thinking bitch ass niggas is cool. big ghost just exposing that shit
I just had to see. I listened to that practice track and my ears caught they period. This nigga had to purify hisself in the waters of lake minnetonka before he went in the studio to make that Shit god. Damn I miss real hip hop and soul music.
LOL at someone using OVOXO and GANG in the same sentence. bunch of soft ass muhfuckas
ayo volcano hands tone you need to bless the masses with some more of that wisdom god.
Best site on the internets.
I prolly read this review 10 times now, so much im actully looking forward to the next drake album review comes (never actually managed to listen to his records)
THIS WAS SOOOO FUNNY LOOOL BUT..BUT..BUTTTT
Bullshit review. Drake is a talented song writer and this album was amazing. Quit it with that macho bullshit yo u aint foolin nobody. This nigga been thru a lot of shit in his life and he layin it down thru his songs. alot of people can relate to this. his lyrics r deep. and all his songs are catchy. fuck all these haters.. drake is more relevant than eminem right now. yeah i said it.
take care is a masterpiece.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
BULLshit review. Drake is amazing so is the album BUT THIS IS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA
This was lame as hell. I dont even fuck with Drake either but it wasn’t funny. Just immature..
LMFAOO! … well this is funny but its all about OVOXO YOLO thats the mofockin motto lols. but oh well interesting big ghost
Glad to see a never has been or will be reviewing an album released by someone who is doing something, for interest sake if you have ever released shit, what were your numbers like
I don’t know what’s funnier your DEAD-ON Ghostface Killah impression or the comments that indicate how most are completely missing the ingenuity of your SATIRE. Your puns, metaphors, similes and other literary skills are being lost on an entire generation whose brains are being so washed by the MEDIA to accept utter bullsh*t as art that they don’t recognize REAL LYRICISM when its right in front of their computer screens?!? There is like Shakespeare level wordplay going on in this blog–and all done under the guise of a hip-hop review forum. Damn did you ALL skip school to get high during English class??? Critical thinking skills never get played out people–learn some PLEASE! For the children. For the future. SIGH. Thanks Big Ghost for your ingenuity and excellent “bad” writing. This is just a reminder that your ART isn’t being lost on EVERYONE. Keep it up! IMO the funniest blog out! You deserve mainstream shine for this ish…I’m talking SNL, The Onion, level viewership son, nahmean??? Much success to you!
i cosign UNKNOWN 100%
too many m-f-ckas missin’ the whole point. matter of fact they missing like many layers of points all at the same time. these bubblegum b!tches be the type of kids that had cell phones when they was like 9 years old n shyt.
and yo, please stop talkin about ‘relevant’
..the only reason these clowns use that word is when they defending they favorite MTV pop star who got no talent, but plenty of airplay. relevance has nothing to do with skills
lolllll Dumbasses. Do you really think Ghostface has a blog? Just think about that shit for a second… Let it marinate… Ok, now that we’ve come to our senses, this obviously isn’t Ghostface. But it is funny as hell. I’m a Drake fan, but I still had to laugh at almost every sentence. And for those of you disrespecting Ghostface, just stop. Dude is a legend.
Youre stuck in the wrong Millenium. Rap is gonna evolve, and those who cant evolve will be left in the dust.. like Nas, Nas was great, but couldnt switch up his flow, like Jigga called him out on.
Love Nas, but he couldnt evolve the way Wayne and Jigga did with the times, so was left behind.
The “selling crack on the block with my gat” storyline is old and no one wants to hear about how tough these wanna-be “thug” millionaires are and how they pretend to still be in the ghetto still.
Drake real, and thats why ppl relate.
You mad at Lauren Hill cause she could sing and also spit better than most of them?
Drake no different. Changing the game.
I bet you loved 50 when he came out.. still love him now?
Like the veteran said “They thought I’d make another Illmatic, but its always forward Im moving, never backwards, stupid, heres another Classic.” Problem for Nas was when he tried to switch up his flow he sounded stupid, so he had to stick with the 90s flow. And was left behind.
Stop moving backwards, stupid.
I loved this album but this was some funnyass shit
wow. what language was that review even in? Take Care is a great mix of rap and R&B. A perfect balance. Everybody should buy it.
real talk. a masculine man wouldn’t be offended. maturity dictates you don’t even respond. even if it is Ghost, what makes these posts different than Leno, or Conan. society has gone soft, & that’s why we have cats expressing your emotions for someone you don’t even know. i’m a listen to Young Money, & Drake when i want to. & i carry the Wu-Tang banner through good & bad times. i’m secure in who i am. but damn if i’m blastin it in the streets. we all have to get in touch with all our sides, that’s called “balance”. but i’m on point in the streets. now matter what happens in the future, it’ll always be a jungle out there!
Big ghost for president!
All in all Drake is just expressing his feelings something that most women (decent ones) are looking for in a man.. So while you’re just posting shit up on the web he’s out there getting bitches and making hits.. Just Saying Bro no need to hate
i fux wit Drake and this shit still funny…Imma have to read somemore of these reviews
Drake aka the gay mans rapper. And to y’all fruitcakes trying diss dudes grammar and shit, slap yaselves noone cares. . I wiped my ass with a Drake bootleg, shit was the softest thing to ever clean my ass..
I don’t know why y’all are losing your fucking minds. It’s supposed to be funny, true. I did find it funny even though I like a lot of Drake’s stuff. It’s not a crime to write stuff like this about an artist. The dumbass part of this is that the writer is pretty much ignorant of the fact that Drake wrote more than half of these songs for an R&B-oriented album he was working on. People kept bothering him about putting out another album, so he did, and this is what we get. Mostly singing, very little rap. That’s what it was meant to be, motherfuckers! I am pissed that he sounds fucking soft and sings over every fucking beat, but at least I’m intelligent enough to know why. By the way, to the writer, I have to say this. Sitting behind a computer screen like a bitch makes you even more of a soft nigga than Drake could ever be. “You Canada Dry!”
In the words of Biggie, “Fuck all you hoes.”
best blog on the web right here, keep doin your thing Big Ghost, Here’s a little Aubrey parody I did I thought u might enjoy. Peace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvI36seOQag&context=C3e6f8b8ADOEgsToPDskKoVpQzrm9rciEIUtXVD56M
Drake is wack. That singsong rap is garbage. All u new skool fans dont even know what real hip hop is.
Nigga’s is mad for what? Ima big ass drake fan but this is funny. I disagree with the nigga though . Just cause you aint rapping bout slangin and shooting and shit dont make you a bitch or make your music not hip hop . Learn about hip hop yall.
But it’s kinda DUMB you don’t understand SHIT that’s behind this album. Quite Pathetic.
Man its sad that you feel the need to be dissin a rapper who just raps about how he feels and who he is, then whether or not he sold bricks in the hood or bodied nigga. I knoe its been a minute since you wrote this but looking at how you can’t appreciate the perspective of one rapper, shows that people like you are the real reason why hip-hop is dying
Mc’s write and spit whats on their mind and what they believe in, if you were a true Hip-Hop critic you would insult the technical aspect: how he rides the beat, punch lines, delivery and wordplay.
But since all you like to say is “this niggas corny as fuck” and “what a soft as nigga” you missed all that. im sure your showing the way to all the youngins out there how to judge music. DON’T FORGET KIDS WHEN YOU RAP ABOUT TRYING TO SAVE GIRLS (2PAC – BRENDA’S GOT A BABY AND WONDA WHY THEY CALL YOU BITCH) AND EXPRESS YOUR PROBLEM (KANYE WEST- HEARTLESS. Your considered to be a bitch ass rapper
#WasteNigga
I don’t think it was a bad album for the genre of soft-hop. I like that Drake kept a consistent mood and tone but also disliked it as well. Not bad though I probably couldn’t do what drake did (cause I really wouldn’t want to) but a undeniably well put together album. Funny review too.
damn I thought drake was a fruitcup I had no idea his fans were such dickriders hop off n listen to some real shit. drake is a canadian soap actor he still acting with this hard shit when terminal cancer patients put in more work than him n his fans. yall are some fags forreal its embarrassing
fuck you mofucker
FUCK YOU
steady fuckin’ I see
The best comments are the ones who call ghost “illiterate” a “retard” or “he can’t write right” then proceed to write with the worst grammar and spelling I’ve ever seen.
Get em’ COACH
I never really got in to Drake until the She Will song. That shit is hot. But overall this one lame light skinned soft ass nigga.
funny…
people who disagree with ghost and try to insult him think he cares.
Ghost is probably laughing the same way im laughing now
you talk like an idiot and your a hater
You say you aren’t going to hate, but you paint this “review” with 15-20 illiterate accusations of homosexuality directed toward Graham. I could go ON AND ON AND ON AND ON pointing out the flaws of your review, but it’s late (almost 4 AM), and I have church tomorrow. I’d be until like 10. Basically I’m just gonna say that after just skimming through your “review” I’ve lost at least 2 IQ points. Who comes up with things like “volcano slaps”? That’s not even creative… nahmean?
I was in tears reading this shit. fucking genius. my gawd that was fucking hilarious.
The Review was gold, and reading the comments from you Drake fans is even funnier. This is not Ghostface killah you tender hearted children. Learn to deal with the fact that people don’t have to give a shit about your fucking emotions when stating their opinions. If you don’t like it, I am sure there is cock in your reach that can suck. This shit was hilarious.
Iiight listen here bitch ass motherfucker Drake ain’t no Gangsta he’s fucking rreal and he raps what he feels so you can go suck Rick Ross’s dick OVOXO BITCH MADE NIGGA
I couldn’t be bothered to real all of your crap man, too hard to understand what you’re talking about. Lack of education and ignorance explains why you relate so little to Drake (and by the looks of this hate page – I guess most other rappers too). Look at him out there with his ‘forgiving’ fans that relate to his songs because he’s a lyrical genius. He deserves everything he has. I guess you’re just dissing most successful rappers out here because you’ve tried to get in the game, you’ve made mixtapes and send them out but no one wanted to hear it. Ah well, look at you now, receiving tons of comments from losers just like you and responses such as my own. At least you’re known for something. And check out your amazingly cool Gucci background.. Probably the only Gucci that you actually owe. I’m sure you won’t understand a think I wrote due to your terrible grammar. Ask mommy to read it out for you.
DANI, London
The funny thing is he’s getting paid and getting laid while we’re arguing on the internet about whether he’s too soft or not.
Couldn’t even read 1/2 this. Some shit was funny, I’ll admit and give you your props. But overall I’m just not impressed.
I hope this site is just a clowning one cuz if this shit for real, then I dunno wat to say.
But I’m a mixed guy, not a “nigga” so maybe that’s it.
THESES FUCKIN LAMES ON HERE MANE CRYIN N SHIT TAKE AWAY YOUR GUNS N YOUR SOFT LOL THATS WHY WHEN YOU SUBURBAN KIDS GET LOCKED UP YOU GET BEAT THE FUCK UP AND YOUR TRAYS TOOKIN NO GUNS THERE LOL ALWAYS SNITCHIN ON EACH OTHER LOL I CANT DO 6 TO 1 THE NEW DRAKE IS COMIN OUT LOL GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE RAP MUSIC IS FOR HOOD NIGGAS SO NIGGAS WHO AINT HOOD JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!! AND DRAKE LOL TRYIN TO SAY HE A “REAL NIGGA” SO THATS WHY THIS NIGGA IS GETTIN LAUGHED AT CUS HE AINT!!! AND BY THE WAY I LIKE HOW THE WORD HATER IS USED FOR ANY BODY WHO AS A DIFFERENT OPINION THEN WHAT YOU SOFT ASS NIGGAS GOT…NICE DAY!!! CHI TOWN SOUTH SIDE 87TH ST BITCH!!!
chill with callin drake the fag ur the fag that doesnt appreciate GOOD music
I can respect if say don’t like Drake as a person or because he’s not “street” enough for your hard ass but how you gonna say he’s not a good artist? He’s not perpetrating to be a fucking goon so why should his music reflect that. Your review just shows that your insecure with your sexuality and is more homophobic than anything.
I fucks wit Drake heavy, but this shit was funny as fuck!
I honestly don’t know any REAL hardcore niggas who have the time to sit around and blog about B.S….Ur probably just 1 of those niggas who is mad at him coz he fucked your
You Bunch of fake ass wanna be G’s..fuckn tv gangsters yall fucking irritating!!!
it’s funny to think about it
Damn, I wish I had as many haters as Ghost. That’s how you know you are winning, when you have haters.
BTW haters, this post angers you because its true. If Ghost said some ridiculous stupid shit, you probably would not care or react. But, because its true and on point, it hurts your soft-ass. Use some lube next time. It will hurt less when you are bending over for Aubrey.
One last thing, Ghost you need to start a youtube channel, you are the funniest dude out there.
hahhahhahahahha this entire review was a joke..
ovoxo for life.
fcuk the haters
Who is this Gay ass “Ghost” … He obviosly is some bum ass Nigga tryna make a career out of stalkin’ other peoples Lifes… Salute to you? Fuck NO!!!! My rate of your Realness? Shit I can’t count that low. You prabaly sitin’ behind a laptop with screensaver of Elton John and a 60oz Dr. Pepper. You mad Bro? You pissed cause he gots a life and is livin’ good and you have to Express your GAY FUCKIN’ Shit On The Internet!? Fuck Off Nigga. My Rate of You Fake Ass? Too High to count! “NAMSAYIN?” Go Fuck Shit. I ain’t a Drake fan. But You Could make any Nigga crawl to Drake rather than be a “Fan” of you… NAMSAYIN? Bitch.
This is the greatest thing I have ever read in my life.
Hate some more bro.
BAXWAR / SDK = REAL CANADIAN HIPHOP
Drake can suck a dick
if it is ghost on not , this cat got shit on point , this rap nigga has no shame , if pac, b.i.g were still here nigga,s , would have nothin to spit about , hip hop as gone to the dog, no creativity at all just good beats and production, it always comes down to the lyrics ,nahmean.
I think this dude is funny, talking bout how tuff he is saying every one is a bitch, even has a post saying wale is soft he self conscious of his appearence but then again this dude “big ghost” don’t even have a picture of himself, wtf? probably some nerdy ass kid that used urban dictionary to write this shit. he probably the rapist looking dude by the pool. How is it you gonna say you fucks with the weeknd but not drake, their the same what they write is all the same besides the weeknd is drug influnced. You aint gonna slap no one stfu.
It’s all about show business. Very entertaining.
Ghost i’d have to disagree with you on this..The era of gangsta music has passed..Ain’t no one listening to anyone promoting gang violence or any shit like this..get a fucking life ghost and learn some damn english you fat fuck boy..Take Care was a really good album no matter what you say..so you can go and kick rocks fool
haha man, my Snapple went straight out my nostrils when you said “Like I dont feel like I gotta slap a nigga into another realm of the universe n go seed his broad up if he accidentally lets this shit come thru the speakers “. Like, WHAT?!?! LOL!
Big Ghost, don’t throw a volcano at me for asking this, but have you ever considered posting on StudioLeaks? It’s a spiffy little hip hop forum that I browse and alot of people there have similar humor to yours. We need a poster there with your comedic talent and with your jokes, you’d be voted board veteran in no time.
I hope this persuaded you. If you ever need any help getting around the board, feel free to Private message me 😉
– Sean Speezy
“Truth is…I aint really got nothin against son like that yo. Aight lets go…”
**scrolls down the page to read next line**
“Ayo fuck this nigga b. First off…” < -- LOL's -I just re-read this review again cuz Byron Crawford mentioned it on his blogpost…Good shit dude.
what people is crazy so you spend your life hating on other people because its funny…… hmmmmm
Your blog layout is so ugly bro
sounds like you a hater to me ghost. And forreal, the way you be texting make it seem like you’re really the one that grew up as a punk bitch and you’re just trya seem all hard now. i aint hatin or nun, i’m just saying. i admit the nigga had sum bad songs up on the album, like all the singing ones, but we’l be fine, ugk, the motto, headlines, lord knows and the other rapping ones were tight as hell. Go to the doctors and get your fucking ears cleaned out.
Reading these negative comments is hilarious. Why are y’all so offended by someone else’s opinion? So insecure with your own, I suppose.
you are fucking hilarious!
All the people standing up for Drake just don’t get it. Drake is a product of the pop industry who makes music that can’t actually be categorized as rap or hip-hop. Ghost’s message is not to hate on the existence of this music, he’s bashing it because Drake attempts to be a contender in the hip-hop arena. Hip-hop has had competition built into it since the beginning. Not only that, you can see the fake, industry-produced alternating sides of Drake in his lyrics, as Ghost point out. He sings (with autotune!) like an emotional cry-baby, then compares himself to the Greats (makes me want to vomit) and has lines about being a “real n*gga” and catching bodies (lies). Simply put, as Ghost points out, Drake doesn’t stay in his lane. You don’t see Ghost writing reviews criticizing Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, etc., because they rightfully stay in their realm of pop music, which is what Drake should do. That being said, Drake is nonetheless making a lot of money off this garbage “hip-hop” because there are so many idiot fans out there who are willing to buy his music. Go ahead and listen to Drake, but recognize that his music IS soft and if you’re feeling his lyrics on that level, you are also soft. Do not compare Drake to the Greats (including the real Ghostface Killah – hardcore dude) or any serious MC for that matter, it’s just ignorant and disrespectful. But the Greats don’t even need respect or recognition from any Drake fans.
Bigghost or whatever the fuck your name is, you are a fucking idiot. I mean I think you have got to be genuinely stupid to spit out the type of shit that is in this review. Whatever your views on Drake may be, you could at least learn how to be even partly literate. Do everyone a favor and go back to high school and please if you can’t even write a sentence that makes a bit of goddamn sense then shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself bitch. Oh and separate from all that OVOXO, ass whole.
For any of you that are stupid enough to think this is Ghost… http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/ghostface%20wiz%20khalifa.jpg
Then he won a grammy over The Roots, Nas, and Lupe.
Fuck.
I don’t… I don’t even.
What’s wrong with you man? How could you even call “Look What You’ve Done” bitch made? It’s one of the most realest songs on the whole album showing there were hard times in his life. Also commend him for talking about his gratitude towards people that had such major influences in his life without using the way over-done “shout out”. I swear man, its thinking like yours that makes me like his music so much more and hope for his further success. To be in the rap game never should require you to 1) Sell dope 2) Shot or have been shot or 3) Been to prison. And if you honestly believe thats the kind of things that make a good rapper, I’m sorry for you and I’m sure me and many others are happy that not everybody has the same view of the game as you.
Funny post….You’re a hater. That’s all…
Funny though…
“J Coles ass openin for him (pause?)”
Ay Big Ghost don’t do ’em like that son (pause?)
Long live Big Ghost!! … tell em fam. Been tellin catz drakenetta is wack …. like 80% of the new school out right now … all the lil’s, all the young’s, and anyone else with that winy, dragged out. sing songy, sound like cats fucking, nasal, pause droppin style of rap. U niggaz is corny. Tight jean havin, little brother shirt wearing, wannabe punk, goth, new age, no identity having confused little bastards.
Year and half later this remains the funniest blog post i ever read. You know you succeed when you make Drake fanboys wet their tampon string.
3 BEST COMMENTS I SAW :
– You’re all fucking retarded. You gotta act hard to be hard? Love is a big part of life, whether you’re a real gangsta or online pretending to be one. Everyone can relate to this album. Too soft? The way someone acts, or not doesn’t embody their toughness. Take away your “guns” and “gang” and none of you are “harder” than a fuckin suburban kid who’s athletic and can fight.
– you’ve got to be the most illiterate moron on the face of the planet ghost. Drake is the reaest out there like my man above said he doesnt try to be something hes not he raps about real shit. his hooks verses are too nice. you have no fuckin life and are just bashing him cuz you got nothing better to do.
– I’M NOT ONE TO SAY SOMEONE IS “HATING”. BUT THIS MY FRIEND IS. BLACK PEOPLE AS A WHOLE HATE LOL. 75% OF YOU JUST CARE ABOUT “SWAG”. YOU GUYS HATE ON DRAKE BECAUSE HE’S NOT RAPPING ABOUT GUNS AND VIOLENCE, OR BEING HOOD. LOL. NOTICE NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED ABOUT MEEK MILL. NOTICE NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED ABOUT WIZ’S ( MARIJUANA SMOKING THEMED MUSIC). BECAUSE THAT’S ALL THIS GENERATION IS INTO REALLY LOL. EVERYBODY IN HIPHOP IS A CRITIC, LOL. IF ALL ARTIST OBEYED THE RULES, I GUARANTEE HIP HOP WOULD STAY THE SAME LIKE IT WAS BACK IN THE DAY. YOU WOULD BE HEARING THE SAME SHIT. SO HOP OFF DRAKE’S BEEF , ITS CALLED INNOVATION. DOING SOME DIFFERENT SHIT. THAT’S WHY HE’S MAKING MONEY OFF A STYLE HE CAME WITH. NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP AND FINISH GETTING YOUR POLO OR BBC OUTFIT READY. BTW I’M BLACK.
>>> End. My point of view : one of the best album i ever listen, this dude is real. I mean his lyrics are so honest . Most of the time he is like “you know what yeah I’m arrogant and confident , I’m a dick but you know what ? That doesn’t change my feelings .
He’s not Iike those “gansta” or those fake singers who are like “Don’t judge me, because you know what I’m a good guy”
I was really surprised the first time when I heard his lyrics because he is such an ass. I was like “wtf the music is great but the lyrics are too cocky”…But his honesty and the music that he made with all those emotions are fucking awesome, first time I sax that kind of stuff from a big rapper. He has some guts, he’s unique in his style. Since that album I’m really looking forward his stuffs and lyrics.
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