Ayo whattup yall this Big Ghostface nahmean. P-Tone is now officially in the buildin once again. Lock ya women up n all that. Ayo the god was lampin on his thrones n shit when it occurred to a nigga that there a lot a high profile ass soft niggas in the game thats basically floatin under niggas radars n shit. N bein that a nigga aint condone those types a actions too much the god been doin his part to expose these niggas n things of those natures nahmean. Word. Imma find these niggas n Imma bring them out they little closets n pull they masks off for yalls. So Imma address this shit one time for yalls.
10. Kid Cudi
Ayo Cudi aka Kid Cuddli at the bottom of the list right here. Ayo no offense cos the god actually dont hate this nigga or nothin…but the nigga joints is softer than cotton panties son. It aint even like the nigga wack tho. He jus soft. The nigga do be evenin his shit out from time to time tho…so he get that coveted #10 spot for that shit namsayin. The nigga did serve a nigga in the crowd at his show wit the 1 piece combo so Imma give him that credit where its due n shit namsayin. Even tho that shit probably aint leave a mark on that nigga. That shit mussa took the nigga some heart at least nahmean.
9. Big Sean
Ayo n then we got this nigga Big Sean namsayin. Ayo once again it aint like the god feel like he need to smack this nigga or nothin but the nigga whole aura jus moist son. The nigga look like a victim n shit. This niggas more Sean than Big if yall hear what a nigga sayin here. Word to Puff son. Ayo the nigga be spittin ey now n then n he gotta a couple gems n shit but that super duper shit was played the fuck out 5 minutes after this nigga birthed it g. Ayo thanks for that shit nigga.
8. Mickey Factz
Ayo this nigga Mickey at the bottom half of the list too cos the nigga actually got a couple hard joints n shit (pause). But the nigga also got a lotta wack techno nigga joints n shit that the god be disapprovin namsayin. N also for the fact that the nigga was weepin in a corner while Rae n his niggas was runnin up on Joey Buddens when that shit popped off at Rock The Bells n shit. Ayo the nigga should be ashamed of hisself son. But he aint the worst or nothin like that.
7. Asher Roth
Ayo this snow nigga Asher gets points for stayin true to his own crackerjack self n shit. But he still a marshmallow ass muthafucka. Ayo its like this nigga made out of baby powder namsayin. This nigga is human baby powder in the flesh son. If you aint under the age of 22 n dont have no vagina you basically aint got no excuses to be listenin to this dudes music. Bumpin this niggas shit in the whip wit ya windows down is broad repellant my nig. Even if a broad might like this dudes music they still aint gon find that shit attractive fam. Broads also like nylons n thongs n shit but they aint wanna see niggas rockin those nahmean. This dudes music is like thongs son….you might appreciate that shit when a broad rockin em but you dont wanna put the shit on yaself b.
6. Charles Hamilton
Ayo this nigga played hisself tryin to battle niggas in they barber shops n for pretendin he was feelin Dillas ghost inside hisself n shit. The niggas takin mad fuckin Ls left right n center son but…ya know how they be sayin a picture speaks a thousand words n shit….
5. Wale
Ayo this nigga scared of females n probably cries when he fucks. Straight up.
4. Wiz Khalifa
Ayo 1…this nigga whole style is straight baby thighs son. Straight up. He might got some songs that yall might enjoy n shit but he a straight glitter blooded nigga wit a bullshit ass rhyme book when it come down to it nahmean. The nigga got yall fooled tho so I aint gon step on the nigga toes too much n shit but if you got male genitalia n shit n you listen to this nigga music you a vic nahmean. This nigga done flashed his wand on you. Or you mighta caught a contact off that fairy dust the niggas smokin.
3. Drake
Ayo what more you gon say bout this nigga?
2. Wheelchair Jimmy
The nigga makes lambs look dangerous.
1. Drake
Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness nigga took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this nigga. But I wish the nigga success n long as he stay out a nigga way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the nigga stop droppin vagina bombs on niggas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.
Aight peace.
Hilarious.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dead*
Word Fuck that pussy nukka
nigga you soft as fuck. half the people you named you probably jealous of. ridiculous. cudi, wale, wiz, and asher all make great music. you lame dude.
ahahahahah….’great music’
cudi n wiz r softer thn a velvet coverd baby nigga stfu they shud b escorted out the rap game period.
Sooo true, all of youngmoney should really just go…and vanish. Please? With the musical death of youngmoney, would come mainstream hip/hops Resurrection, cause its underground scene has got it locked
the argument isnt about the music they make its the top 10 SOFTEST niggas…you dumbasses failed school didn’t ya
dis drake?!
the way this is written and the comments are written, I’d have to say all of you failed school
haha wheelchair jimmys number two
PS your soft for knowing degrassi
r u soft 2 cuz u knew who he was talkin bout?
word up
all these niggas go soft
HAHA, Freaking hilarious.
“Bumpin this niggas shit in the whip wit ya windows down is broad repellant my nig”
Classic!!!
BAHAHAHAHAH LMAO
“yo 1…this nigga whole style is straight baby thighs son.”
hahahahahaha
hahahhahahahahaha who cares if u like some of these artist….if u dont appricate this typa commedy…”usa idiot b straight up”
The clown complaining about this post is a lame. Get a sense of humor dude. I like some of these artists too but this shit is hilarious. Probably Wale typin that.
hahahaha……classic.
HI-larious
Lmaoo my nigga “probably wale typing that”
ghostface need shis own tv show too funny
“The clown complaining about this post is a lame. Get a sense of humor dude. I like some of these artists too but this shit is hilarious. Probably Wale typin that” exactly what I was thinkin hahaha Ghostface needs to write a book…I’d tell everyone I know to buy it
ROTFLMAO!!! He called a nigga Baby Thighs… *dead*_____________ lmao…
That picture w/Ellen for Ashes Doth had me scream… you are so right this crossover mainstream push is killing both Hip-Hop and R&B. Keep posting this blog is too funny.
All these soft nigz were probably raped in the high school bathroom.
“human baby powder in the flesh son”
HILARIOUS
LMAO!!!!
This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.
Borski…is this you my aggin?
ROTFLMBAO
SO FUCKING TRUE!
This was hilarious!
That has to be the funniest thing I’ve read in a minute. Peace!
Word Ghost! U speak da truf!
Dude, that shit was maaad funny!
Someone really defending these strawberries, god?
SMH! Niggas be hatin…but for what?
Ghost is the GOD!!!! so my nigga only telling y’all what it really is!
THANKS GHOST….FOR REAL MANG!!!
Nuff respect for puttin’ these Cottonelle azz niggaz on display…
Ghost album went wood. He still right tho for the most part.
LOL! Fuckin hilarious!
EL O EL
Ture…
Lmao at Drake with the Pink Friday lipstick on and doorknockers. All hilarious but very true that is why I love P-tone all day. Muah!
Hate is a strong emotion. Stop hatin Ghost.
LAST PIC LOOKS AS IF DRAKE HAS A HALTER ON LOL
~ EVE ~
All of these rappers part of that new Beta male rap.
…I don’t even know where to begin. ROTFLMMFAO.
The funniest shit I ever read in my life lmfao..magic wand..ghost dini #supreme clientele everythings mega
WHERE YUNG BERG AT?
^^I’m pretty sure he’s only talkin about relevant rappers who’re still “in the game”.
man this is the funniest sh– of the last 3 weeks. Even better than the Great American Hero Charlie Sheen
Baby Thighs? 3 Ply Softness?
OH MY DAMN!!!! IDK & I Don’t Care if this is the Real or Fake Ghost…. it’s HEE-HEE-LARRY-USSS!!!
Dumb Funny!!!
this is beyond funny…
ghost, you are my hero.
Tony try n go platinum in 2011. Half these softs got you beat. Nah mean?
ghost is the man yall niggas denying the fact hes actually spittin truth is brainwashed i aint hatin or nothin tho but go head and bump your lipstick wearing nickelodean cats lol
Stamp this in the Holy Book, Ghost killed it again.
Fucking Ghost you just made me piss all over my studio & shit. hahaha
This is like the 10 commandments of softness. Big up!
straight raw truth!!
AWWW NIGGAH DAMN!!!
The way Ghost just went IN on everyone on the list, ESPECIALLY Drake, I wouldn’t be surprised if he drops a mixtape about it like NOW!!
Real Talk from a Real G perspective…
A couple more cats u coulda put on this list but you blaz’d em’ righteously tho!
I’m LMMFAO right now…Tears of joy. This shyt is on point 20/20!!!
Ghost is the realest nigga out there. I can’t believe nobody else speaks the truth about pussy ass drake. For the dude commenting about Ghost’s album going woood obviously never heard the shit because every album ghost has dropped recently has been straight fire from fishscale to big doe and wizard of poetry.
Fuck y’all haters man ghost been puttin it dont since these faggots was in diapers…tell me when they drop something half as lyrically genius as ironman or supreme clientele..these bitches put out anything about drinking or smoking or that club hop around shit ..ghost spits knowledge and beneath the surface shit that make you think explore the wu world then come back on this shit you fucking haters GHOST A GOD
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! The GOD!!! Yo, I just died… this shit is too funny!
“whole aura jus moist son”…
GENOCIDE!!!
Agree with most of this. Kid Cudi is soft but his shit is creative as fuck so that’s got him going. Asher is pretty soft, the up and coming white rapper is definitely Yelawolf and he goes in. Drake that soft ass Degrassi motherfucker lol,
oh my god LMAOOOO
asher roth pic KIIIIILLLED ME HHAAHHHAAHHA
Shit dude fuckin’ great. I mean I like some of these artists but this is just hilarious.
Baby thighs… Haha holy shit that was great…
hahahaha Wheelchair Jimmy
LMFAO @ Wheelchair Jimmy, you GOTTA check this shit out ghost… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO0nFc5v02M
are you fucking kidding BIG SEAN ? ASH ROTH , CUDI AND WIZZ ? ARE YUHH FUCKINGGG STUPIDD !
lol yea dat nigga drake is gummy bear my nig, on my momma!!!!
I would love to give you a standing ovation for this, but damn, you gots a bish too weak to stand over here laughin’.
Woooosah… what.is.air???
He shoulda made a spot on the list for Lil B.
No he should make 5 spots for Lil B! Lol. Real talk
umm this was kinda whack..
and as “soft” as drake may be..
he shits on everyone on that list.. soooooo. ya
@raymiirae You are thoroughly clueless. Sorry. And u spelt wack with an h so you’re obviously under 16 anyways. Nobody cares about your opinion in other words.
BG keep this epic shit up!
awesome
hater, i bet u wish u were any of them niggaz on the list, u scrub ass hater, drake wannabe
Drake moms in here hatin…
thats on point. keep it going .you should a done a top 100. drake is soft.no doubt
Really Ghost? And you haven’t been puttin out some soft ass shit lately? Apollo Kids is fucking garbage, you’re nothing like you used to. I mean don’t get me wrong, so are drake and all those other cats but you can’t talk shit if you’re doing some wack ass shit too. Nuff said, fuck the haters this is real talk and Ghost knows it.
dude shut the fuck up you don’t shit and Apollo Kids is the wrong track to call garbage you should be called HipHopDipshit
shut up idiot
ahahahahahaaa naaw it caint be, that’s not asher roth, he straight up look like ellen degeneres. damn drake got kilt. he got his lips poked out like a female and is this loop earring in his ear? ghost is straight-up funny fa this.
The God teaching….positive education always corrects errors…peace almighty
wow. you made my day! softer than cotton panties LOL.
to “HipHopDisciple” please change your name cause you obviously dont know jack shit about hip hop music. Apollo Kids is one of the hardest hip hop albums of 2010 if not the hardest. Ur probably a Kanye dick rider though, so you think his last album was a masterpiece just like all the other cocksucking critics. Seriously though…. you’re an idiot… and anyone who know anything about hip hop know Apollo Kids is a banger. PS this article is on point. I don’t have any of these soft motherfuckers in my itunes, not even Wiz or Wale.
yall dumb as fuck if you think this is ghost
This shit ain’t ghost. He just said he has no affiliation to this site on his verified twitter.
yo fam this aint really ghostface, but this is funny as shit yo. and apollo kids was dope as fuck. this list is on point. wheelchair jimmy hahah
peace
HATING ASS OLD WASHED UP RAPPERS! NIGGA PROBABLY TURE YA BUMB FEATURE DOWN!! THOES SOFT RAPPER GOT NO ONE PAYING YOU ANY ATTENTION!!
I LOVE IT! LMAO!!!
swag
u KILLED IT- NICK
the funniest blog on the interwebs, hands down #nahmean
All praise due to Ghost the Most High lmfao, “his nigga whole style is straight baby thighs son. Straight up”
DONE
…what… no diddy…
YEA DUDE EVEN GAVE PROPS 2 SOME BUT CUDI NOT SOFT MY DUDE WHEN U BUS UP IN A BITCH CRIB &SMASH HER CAMERA PHONE CUZ PICS STEAL UR SOUL DON’T SOUND SOFT 2 ME & FUCK ALL Y’ALL IGNORANT ASS NIGGERS MAD CUZ Y’ALL DNT UNDERSTAND CREATIVITY LOL LAME ASS HYPOCRIT ASS DUDES TALKIN BOUT SOME ONE HATIN WHILE IN THE PROCESS OF HATIN ON THE PROGRESSION & EVOLUTION OF MUSIC KEEP UR DUMB ASS FAKE GANGSTA ICE FAKE DRUG SLANGIN KILLIN NIGGAS MUSIC WHEN EVERY NIGGA WANNA ACT LIKE HE SO HOOD NAW U AIN’T HOOD U JUS POOR LOL
This is funny as hell! And no, NO DIDDY Nahmean
did this dude just say that Cudi aint soft bcuz he beat a bitch and broke her phone?…beating up bitches is soft as it gets,and the lmao at the kid who says that Ghost a wannabe Drake,c’mon now all these kids is just a flash in the pan,my my been rockin for 20 yrs and still relevant to the game,i doubt any of these clowns will be around in 5 yrs,Wu-Tang forever!
Lmfao… Dis da funniest 1 so far. Dat pic of Lamar from Nerds 4 Mickey Factz str8 bodied it!!!!! & come on sum of ya’ll u kno dis aint da real Ghost. Tony do say sum wild shit but dis is an exaggerated impersonation albeit a good 1. Aiight1-Draven Out
The new slang “baby thighs” bitches hahahaha
‘contact from that fairy dust dude be smokin’!!”
Phenomenal list
Lol @ people getting mad but yet they dont know this isnt the real Ghostface Killah.
But this shit is hilarious.
Tell it like it is, nigga
This had me ROFLMAO for real! nahmean
I bet the OP is just as doodle….wasting my time reading this bull. Sitting behind a keyboard and hating on other rappers is what you gets you street cred? Stick with your Fisher Price life and stop hating ya bum!
Hip Hop is on some other shit that…its really f__k_d that this has be become the measurement of…(?) and prime defininition(!) pathetik(!).peace to… Baker,skillz,fats,beef,&razor… Boycot cocaine(!). Fuck hip hop(!). ReHAB(!). Intellectual verbal rhythm/herbal misfit… “therealsirmainlyhopkins.blogspot.com”
A nigga actually came on this thread and took up for these niggaz… Super gay
crrying
bahahahahaha @ baby thighs!
The baby thighs had me dyyyyinnnggg!!
…and the Drake triple time too.haha
I can’t say I’m surprised that some delicates came on here to the rescue of these velvet rappers. I listen to some of ’em too, but I KNOW they’re soft.
Again, weak move. Big Sean? You’re talking reckless over the internet about someone from Detroit. How the fuck does that make you tough? Say this shit to their faces, Ghost. Maybe you could get away with Asher/Drake, but you’d probably get your jaw rocked by everyone else for acting like you’re king shit, tougher than any. Fuck that. Cut it with the weak shit. It’s pretty corny. And nothing you said about Charles proved he was weak. I could reach the same conclusion over some of your fruity outfits. Seriously I wasn’t even trying to snap this much since I’m a huge fan of Wu Tang and the whole movement, but you can blow all this shit talking on blogs out your ass, ’cause it’s a fake way of addressing your issues.
So I retract all the insulting bits about Ghost since this isn’t him, and redirect it all at this fake fuck posing to be a legend. Fuck you, poser.
You need to write a book big ghost…..and don’t go “decoding” shit like that sellout roc negro…..
gene is an idiot for beefing, weak. at least people now know about this idiot big/little sean .eat a dick gene, cause ya’ll aint doing shit. go holla at ya boy and tell him to meet the god’s on the island. we will see what’s good.
If I was Sale, I’d be scared of Lindsay Logan’s clap-having ass too!
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Now I don’t just hate Drake, I want to hate everyone that’s ever been in the room with him.
hilarious! i died laughing the whole time.
Your an Idiot, Nahhhmean. Fuck your annoying.
hahahahahahaha baby thighs hahahahah yea all these cats are angel soft….funny shit my nig
Straight.baby.thighs. *drops mic and exits stage left*
Asher Roth as Ellen DeGeneres
^^^
*slices open wrists with Ironman CD while bumping Supreme Clientele*
@”nigga you soft as fuck. half the people you named you probably jealous of. ridiculous. cudi, wale, wiz, and asher all make great music. you lame dude.”
nigga shut the hell up. jive ass punk. Cudi got heart but that shit ain’t hip hop. Neither is Wiz. That shit just ain’t hip hop. You got no idea who u talkin to. Man u just emotional cuz you found out you worship pansy asses
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS A SEGMENT SOMEWHERE TV RADIO WHATEVER
What interview was this from?
yeah too bad drakes 3x the song writer you ever were are or ever will be lol
I like some Asher Roth, but Ghostface Killah is just that, a KILLAH!
I love all these shit talking ass faggots hiding behind some anon shit.
Ghost is the dopest motherfucker out, and has been for like 18 years.
He is the most consistent rapper there is.
Nobody listens to a ghost joint and be like “oh he’s soft” or “he fell off”
Everything the God touches is basically a classic.
Even on his romantic songs he fucking rips shit!
Ghost aint no punk, and he is gonna put this list out every year or season or whatever the fuck, and Drake is gonna be on it till one of these mother fuckers dies.
hahahah….FUCK.
Taylor Gang or get pussy.
CRAZ….. I can’t believe u write this stuff Urself. drake being three two and one left me dead laughing.
Anonymous said…
hahahhahahahahaha who cares if u like some of these artist….if u dont appricate this typa commedy…”usa idiot b straight up”
February 28, 2011 11:07 PM
Ninjas is mad b! LMAO… sense-of-humorless ninjas, best not step into Stapleton PJ’s either… Park Hill you kno We Usually take All Niggaz Garment!
Kid don’t change your habits, i know you friends with the Abbott!
Positive Energy Activates Constant Elevation!
Knowledge Wisdom & Understanding… 7andAsun!
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
LOL this post is so true, and yeah I like couple them guys on the list too but its true, they are all soft as fuck!
This is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love your material…hillarious…lambs!? lmfao
nigga you a lame for real you just hating on them real talk get cho weight up nigga wit cho weak ass ryhmes.
haha half you d boys callin Ghost a hater need to get a sense of humor and get off drake’s nuts!
WU TANG FOREVER
fam did not say the nigga drake so soft he make lambs look dangerous…I’m dead!
The Asher Roth shit killed it.. His music is like thongs…
She was heartbroken and I felt my own throat tighten as I sensed her disappointment.
there should be a petition for ghostface to get his own tv show…. i vote for it to be on adult swim.
the only thing softer than these cats is a man impersonating another man over the internet namsayin!! after doing a little research i was dissapointed to find out this aint the real gfk’s blog, you got talent my dude and that’s obvious but as the god said be yourself and you’ll come out a better man for it!
no new boyz
LMFAO!! DEAD!!!
@ “nigga you soft as fuck. half the people you named you probably jealous of. ridiculous. cudi, wale, wiz, and asher all make great music. you lame dude.”
Like soft has gotta mean whack? Michael Jackson was soft as a mother fucker but, you can’t deny his music. You can be soft and make good music you know!
Maybe you should learn to spell or speak before you criticize anyone else. Is that even English? You sound like a retard!
big ghost, salute you son for writin these sick ass articles..
you are that funny my man, fo real b.
even though you “slightly” hatin on some artists i like, i still think ur funny as fuck and creative man knoh wah im talmbout?
HAHAHAHA, those pictures you add in man, where do you get the time to hate this beautifully
keep it going
HEY IF U DONT LIKE THEM…TRY THIS:
DONT LISTEN TO THEM!
U SAID A LOT FOR SOMEONE WHO DONT LIKE THEM (ESPECIALLY DRAKE)!
THATS JUS PLAIN UNNECESSARY! DONT KNOCK HIS HUSTLE BECAUSE HE DOING SOMETHING BESIDES MAKING A FUCKING BLOG ABOUT IT!
LOOK AT ALL THE DRAKE STANS GETTING MAD, FUCK OFF YOU STRAWBERRY POP TART EATING MOTHER FUCKERS. GHOST SHITTIN ON THE GAME TELLING IT HOW IT IS.
LOL G im from toronto but i ckant fuck wit drake (an most of mainstream) im not sorry either his shit is not rap or hiphop shiiiieet hes fuckin up the rawness in da game makin it all soft an mushy an its a shame because he reps the DOT ….
lol!!! This dude said “ayo this nigga scared of females n probably cries when he fucks” Ohhh my goodness this is hilarious!!!
HAHAHA tears. I aint laughed that hard in awhile. Thank u
THIS MADE ME CRY LMFAOO!!!! haha good points
Ayo why is Drake fans poping shit on here!? Don’t be mad your favorite new rappers are soft. They are, and you are too for posting your comments on here. This site is for real hiphop fans, not pop fans.
#SWAG
LMAO at the baby thighs joke.
This blog is funny but when a person is posing to be Ghostface/Tony Starks The God, or anyone else in the game need to get a life. Ay sonn Whoeva you are is straight moon pies son straight up cause thats not acceptable.
And all you drake and khalifa stans out there, gtfo of this blog if you don’t have a sense of humor. Whoeva this cat is doing this blog is right, these niggaz are straight baby wipes son, any nigga turn any part of their hair blonde or perk their lips up like they sucked dick before (Drake) is a vic. Straight Up! And I don’t wanna have nothing to do with their music, they really ain’t that nice any way. Though!
Peace God….
Ayo write about that guy Tucker Max… fuck him. seriously tho he was born in a field of pussywillows
Kid Cudi……. OR………. Lupe Fiasco?
This proves Childish Gambino is a comedic genius
A classic blog. I havent laughed like this since reading Crawfords XXL blogs.
Da soft onez need to ice they grillz, then they be hard as diamonds. Das real yo. You already know tho.
Hahahaa
Funniest shyt i’ve seen or read ever!! Ghost be going in! hahahaha
OMFG……..SOMETYIMES DRAKE BE BITCHIN..BUT I THINK HE IS TRANSFROMED TO A BTICH RIGHT NOW……………
THAT BOY IS A MONSTER BITCH..TRUST ME..I KNOW WAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
This is my first time reading this blog, and once again, my own race has disappointed me. All I have to say is, “who in their right fucking mind talks or types like that?!” Ignorance and stupidity is never cute.
I’ve gathered that every single rapper will make it to this list eventually and Drake will always be number one.